300lb pitcher

[OleMissCub]

Impressive

 

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/300-pound-college-pitcher-takes-internet-by-storm-1707895149#_ga=1.2419380.504777081.1364359971

 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ud7KxL0u--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/q07zwqccwnzkinanp8bg.jpg

[Smack]

300? Looks like 350 easy.

[Derwood]

nice to see that erik went back to school

[TruffleShuffle]

Yeah 300 appears to be a really conservative estimate.

[OleMissCub]

[Sammy Sofa]

Those poor, poor pants.

[Derwood]

Now THIS guy owns at least one pair of enormous Jorts

[Guest]

I thought this was going to be a Bartolo Colon thread.

[Derwood]

I thought this was going to be a Bartolo Colon thread.

 

I think this guy ate Bartolo Colon

[Guest]

Alright he may be 350 pounds, but he looks more flexible than me so I'm not gonna laugh at the guy.

[Sammy Sofa]

300? Looks like 350 easy.

 

This guy looks like he's pushing 400.

 

He's Clarence Beeftank from Breaking Maddon come to life.

[Sammy Sofa]

Alright he may be 350 pounds, but he looks more flexible than me so I'm not gonna laugh at the guy.

 

Flexible, nothing; he's some kind of Hank Hill-like freak without an ass.

[sneakypower]

can't believe he actually pitched for a team called THE MANATEES

[Sammy Sofa]

can't believe he actually pitched for a team called THE MANATEES

 

"Uh, yeah, I have a question for the SEA PIG."

[Clem Fandango]

It's sea cow you plebe

[Sammy Sofa]

It's sea cow you plebe

 

WHATEVAH.

 

[cubscott34]

I'm a little curious about the season stats... 17 games, 5 of which were starts, and only 16 innings pitched. I'm guessing the guy gets gassed after an inning then?? Doesn't bode well for your bullpen.

[Clem Fandango]

It's sea cow you plebe

 

WHATEVAH.

 

 

Touché

[OleMissCub]

I'm a little curious about the season stats... 17 games, 5 of which were starts, and only 16 innings pitched. I'm guessing the guy gets gassed after an inning then?? Doesn't bode well for your bullpen.

 

Yeah it doesn't make much sense unless they are counting games as "games played" and he plays first base or DH.

[Derwood]

dude is trending on Facebook right now