5/22 Cubs (Lester) @ D-Backs (Collmenter) 8:40, CSN+

[Sammy Sofa]

Damn your eyes, Trumbo.

[Schwarber Fan]

Nice AB by Lake despite the result

[Guest]

Yeah, would have been nice

[treebird]

Damn your eyes, Trumbo.

 

nice pairing with your sig

[Derwood]

I'm all for our crappy hitters taking 10 pitch AB's

[Guest]

at least we'll get lester out of the way

[Guest]

C'mon Lester. Get this done.

[treebird]

i like how our standards for baseball players are so low that reading siddhartha qualifies you for genius status Edited May 23, 2015 by treebird

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Lester can get a hit off this guy.

[jersey cubs fan]

How do you walk Ross there? This guys a coward

[Derwood]

i like how our standards for baseball players are so low that reading siddhartha qualifies you for genius status

 

I'd guess ~40% of major leaguers can't read at all

[Schwarber Fan]

Now's the time, Lester

[Schwarber Fan]

We'll be alright, this guy is a bum.

[treebird]

along similar lines, subway sure is patting itself on the back a lot for discovering guacamole in 2015

[Sammy Sofa]

along similar lines, subway sure is patting itself on the back a lot for discovering guacamole in 2015

 

Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on.

 

How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way.

[treebird]

when is the last time bryant threw a ball into the runner like he did every time initially?

[treebird]

dammit castro this was such a pretty inning

[Guest]

blah, Castro

[Guest]

when is the last time bryant threw a ball into the runner like he did every time initially?

It's been a while

[treebird]

when is the last time bryant threw a ball into the runner like he did every time initially?

It's been a while

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1xdGTh-aWo

[Sammy Sofa]

HITS BEAN

[treebird]

that was a big sigh of relief

 

please knock the bat out of this idiot's hands now

[Schwarber Fan]

Damn, could've had Collmenter leading off 3rd.

[Derwood]

along similar lines, subway sure is patting itself on the back a lot for discovering guacamole in 2015

 

Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on.

 

How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way.

 

You have to choose all the spiciest options available just to make it taste somewhat salty

[Guest]

when is the last time bryant threw a ball into the runner like he did every time initially?

 

like two days ago