5/22 Cubs (Lester) @ D-Backs (Collmenter) 8:40, CSN+

[Guest]

You could just ask for salt and pepper.

[Sammy Sofa]

along similar lines, subway sure is patting itself on the back a lot for discovering guacamole in 2015

 

Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on.

 

How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way.

 

You have to choose all the spiciest options available just to make it taste somewhat salty

 

Most hilariously they even screw up toasting a sandwich, which is usually the great equalizer to make bad sandwiches at least tolerable. Their ovens are like some kind of pinpoint blasting system that chars certain parts of the bread, and reduces any exposed vegetables to a disgusting gelatinous slop.

[Guest]

when is the last time bryant threw a ball into the runner like he did every time initially?

 

like two days ago

Hater.

[Guest]

along similar lines, subway sure is patting itself on the back a lot for discovering guacamole in 2015

 

Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on.

 

How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way.

 

You have to choose all the spiciest options available just to make it taste somewhat salty

 

Most hilariously they even screw up toasting a sandwich, which is usually the great equalizer to make bad sandwiches at least tolerable. Their ovens are like some kind of pinpoint blasting system that chars certain parts of the bread, and reduces any exposed vegetables to a disgusting gelatinous slop.

Ask them to toast it before adding the veggies.

[Sammy Sofa]

TRUMBO, YOU JERK.

[Schwarber Fan]

First pitch to Russell was a foot outside.

[Sammy Sofa]

along similar lines, subway sure is patting itself on the back a lot for discovering guacamole in 2015

 

Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on.

 

How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way.

 

You have to choose all the spiciest options available just to make it taste somewhat salty

 

Most hilariously they even screw up toasting a sandwich, which is usually the great equalizer to make bad sandwiches at least tolerable. Their ovens are like some kind of pinpoint blasting system that chars certain parts of the bread, and reduces any exposed vegetables to a disgusting gelatinous slop.

Ask them to toast it before adding the veggies.

 

That's how they always do it; the bread is just so freakishly seared along the exposed portions that any veggies then added touching those areas turns into said glop.

[treebird]

YES YES YES YES YES

 

all hail pee break

[Guest]

Dexter!

[Guest]

along similar lines, subway sure is patting itself on the back a lot for discovering guacamole in 2015

 

Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on.

 

How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way.

 

You have to choose all the spiciest options available just to make it taste somewhat salty

 

Most hilariously they even screw up toasting a sandwich, which is usually the great equalizer to make bad sandwiches at least tolerable. Their ovens are like some kind of pinpoint blasting system that chars certain parts of the bread, and reduces any exposed vegetables to a disgusting gelatinous slop.

 

meatball sub toasted is the one tolerable thing there

 

and the cookies because well they're cookies

[Clem Fandango]

Fowler you beautiful bastard!

[Guest]

when is the last time bryant threw a ball into the runner like he did every time initially?

 

like two days ago

Hater.

 

i mean it happened

[NotSoSober]

this pitcher has nothing. we should see at least 3 more of those

[treebird]

That's how they always do it; the bread is just so freakishly seared along the exposed portions that any veggies then added touching those areas turns into said glop.

 

on the sad occasions that a group from work can only agree on subway, i've found that just having them microwave the sandwich is way preferable to toasting.

[Sammy Sofa]

along similar lines, subway sure is patting itself on the back a lot for discovering guacamole in 2015

 

Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on.

 

How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way.

 

You have to choose all the spiciest options available just to make it taste somewhat salty

 

Most hilariously they even screw up toasting a sandwich, which is usually the great equalizer to make bad sandwiches at least tolerable. Their ovens are like some kind of pinpoint blasting system that chars certain parts of the bread, and reduces any exposed vegetables to a disgusting gelatinous slop.

 

meatball sub toasted is the one tolerable thing there

 

and the cookies because well they're cookies

 

Pretty much. And even that I have them nuke instead of toasting.

Edited May 23, 2015 by Sammy Sofa

[Guest]

That was the pitch right there

[sneakypower]

DexDong

[CubInOK]

I don't think I've eaten Subway in the past 3 years. I'm afraid of where their guacamole actually comes from.

[Guest]

someone told me bryant's dad got him a super special pitching machine that can simulate any pitcher's itches or something and then will pitch to him randomly and even simulate arm slot and everything

 

it was supposed to be a secret

 

 

we should get one of these for everyone

[CubInOK]

Damn board are Subway's guacamole and had a seizure. Edited May 23, 2015 by CubInOK

[Guest]

Rizzo, baby

[treebird]

hahahah everyone is wrecking the ball

[treebird]

meatball sub toasted is the one tolerable thing there

 

and the cookies because well they're cookies

 

i'll do a sweet onion chicken teriyaki as well, but that's about it. and i loooove cold cuts in pretty much all other circumstances.

 

for shame, subway. for shame.

[treebird]

the board spazzed out for a second there. i am very proud of myself for not triple posting

[NotSoSober]

what a [expletive] at bat