joe maddon poll (BUT MOSTLY STUPID MOJO TALKING SHIT ROCK)

[treebird]

answer truthfully Edited October 27, 2014 by treebird

[Sammy Sofa]

Cubs miss out after bidding $1 million a year and a free sub club card and end up with Joel Maddon instead.

[sneakypower]

we'll be runner up and settle for his brother Benji

[Sammy Sofa]

Fun fact: one of my old roommates was best friends with the fat bassist from Good Charlotte. He was also really good friends with the bassist from the Bravery. One more and he gets the bassist from a shitty band-hat trick.

[sneakypower]

maybe it was just an Honest Mistake

[Sammy Sofa]

I also had a roommate who was hit on by a nobody John Mayer in a super creepy way. The twist is that she was dating Howie Day at the time. It's a real shame pile.

[Guest]

don't look at me that way Edited October 24, 2014 by David

[treebird]

excuse me do not talk about that trash in my thread

[Sammy Sofa]

[sneakypower]

I also had a roommate who was hit on by a nobody John Mayer in a super creepy way. The twist is that she was dating Howie Day at the time. It's a real shame pile.

"hey girl, your body is a wonderland"

[Sammy Sofa]

I also had a roommate who was hit on by a nobody John Mayer in a super creepy way. The twist is that she was dating Howie Day at the time. It's a real shame pile.

"hey girl, your body is a wonderland"

 

That would have been an upgrade. Apparently he would come back to the dressing room while Day was performing and just lay on the floor and stare at her. Did it like 3-4 times before she told him to get lost.

[Guest]

I also had a roommate who was hit on by a nobody John Mayer in a super creepy way. The twist is that she was dating Howie Day at the time. It's a real shame pile.

"hey girl, your body is a wonderland"

 

That would have been an upgrade. Apparently he would come back to the dressing room while Day was performing and just lay on the floor and stare at her. Did it like 3-4 times before she told him to get lost.

 

i'll need to see pics to see if this creepiness was justified

[Sammy Sofa]

She was pretty damn attractive. The downside is she dated guys like Howie Day.

[sneakypower]

...wasn't that the guy that did stupid [expletive] like slapping his guitar and looping it for the beat for his terrible songs?

[Sammy Sofa]

Holy [expletive], she's back with him. I need to process this.

 

This was him:

 

[sneakypower]

omg, he's James Hurley from Twin Peaks

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Update on the Mayer staring story: one of the times he was laying there on the floor, staring...while eating tuna from a can.

[Derwood]

Holy [expletive], she's back with him. I need to process this.

 

This was him:

 

 

how does that terrible [expletive] have 11 million + views?

[ConstableRabbit]

An educated guess:

 

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/03/27/previews/Howie%20Day-SGG-064458.jpg

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI2NzExNjQ5MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMjkzODY1._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

 

[gscool89]

[treebird]

why did it have to be my thread

[Sammy Sofa]

Sad Tree right now:

 

http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/photo_galleries/regular_galleries/254-see-celebs-weird-body-art/photos/1251909279_benji_madden_lg.jpg

[TruffleShuffle]

she had a choice between howie day and john mayer and ended up with howie day? talk about hitching your wagon to the wrong horse.

[Sammy Sofa]

she had a choice between howie day and john mayer and ended up with howie day? talk about hitching your wagon to the wrong horse.

 

There's no right horse in that scenario unless you're just talking money.

 

Or possibly getting to meet Dave Chappelle. Otherwise it's pick your poison.

[bukie]

I'll take the under on two Maddons.