2014 Defending SC Champion Blackhawks playoff thread

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Wait, I had that on mute. I had no idea they had actually called a penalty on Handzus for being the recipient of surprise sex.

[Butterscup1679666578]

Handzus is dumb.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Tazer!

[UMFan83]

Awesome!

[kujay]

Boys, Johnny Toews is the bona fide [expletive].

[Careless]

lol

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Toews drank the crap out of Quick's milkshake there.

[Butterscup1679666578]

that was awesome

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Well, that worked out the same as a kill.

[kujay]

Well having the lead was fun. That penalty call was still crap.

[UMFan83]

Well at least we are +0 on the penalty. Come on Crow.

[kujay]

Oh yeah. Chant you dumb whores.

[Butterscup1679666578]

no shock there.

[Soul]

Damn hell

[Hairyducked Idiot]

You know what the difference between the last half-game and the rest of the playoffs has been?

 

LA has hit the top corner a few times. In the modern NHL, goalies will always give you the top corner and dare you to hit it. When it gets hit a few times in a short span, it makes the goalie look awful.

[UMFan83]

Why do I feel like every SOG by the kings is going to go in?

[DurbanJer]

Don't the announcers know there are children watching? I've seen less fellatio in a porno the way they're up in the Kings' junk.

 

 

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[Soul]

Can't start sucking on the penalty kill now - [expletive] stop that [expletive]

[kujay]

Clearly a penalty.

[kujay]

Too cute on the PP again. You have a guy in front, shoot the fuckin puck.

[bcl412]

It'd be nice to get some power play goals.

[bcl412]

Come the [expletive] on.

[kujay]

Gutless dogs.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Our best strategy on the power play is to sucker them into an odd man break so we have a chance to get one on the counterattack

[UMFan83]

Absolutely pathetic power play

 

0 SOG, an offside, 2 SOG allowed including a breakaway, about :15 with possession in the zone. As bad as it gets.