2014 Chicago Bears Offseason Thread

[treebird]

come on dumbos, stop caring about preseason

[Soul]

Lol. I hate to wish injury but damn if Carroll doesn't deserve it here

[Sammy Sofa]

come on dumbos, stop caring about preseason

 

Argle-bargle or foofaraw?!?

[UMFan83]

I think I hate the Seahawks more than any other non-NFC north team. There's just something really unlikable about them

[Butterscup1679666578]

Conte being evaluated for concussion

[JonJayCutler]

Haha [expletive] this game. Don't even care, we're still winning 10 this year.

You have no basis to claim this on

 

At least I'm not flipping [expletive] about preseason.

 

Season's definitely over because we can't keep up with the best team in the NFL, in their stadium, during the preseason.

I can point to last year's defense and how this defense has looked the same so far as one basis. The Bears aren't making the playoffs unless they're vastly improved.

 

Um, it's not a basis because it's preseason perhaps? If you're going to use last year, we were still one play away from making the playoffs with that defense. Slight improvement is all we need, although vast would be nice, but I refuse to gauge these things in preseason. Either way, 10 wins is hardly unreasonable with this offense.

[RynoRules]

Conte being evaluated for career as software salesman

[RynoRules]

LMFAO - Renaurd just made his first and only play for the team

[Guest]

Does Briggs look overweight to anyone else?

[RynoRules]

Does Briggs look overweight to anyone else?

 

I thought he looked overweight last season as well.

[gscool89]

Does Briggs look overweight to anyone else?

 

I thought he looked overweight last season as well.

Noticed this in week 16 after his injury

[RynoRules]

Several years ago:

 

http://www.thepigskinreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/briggs.jpg

 

Last season:

 

http://bearsbreakdown.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/chi-lance-briggs-stars-in-local-law-firm-comme-001.jpg

[RynoRules]

I hate to say this, but Clausen ([expletive] ing ND) is better than Palmer

[WrigleyField 22]

I went to the first preseason game and he looked fat all the way up from the top rows if the stadium

[Guest]

I went to the first preseason game and he looked fat all the way up from the top rows if the stadium

 

Yeah...man, I didn't want to overreact but he's sorta fat.

[JonJayCutler]

Bill Leavy looks like death.

[RynoRules]

I guess he is getting older.

 

BTW, GIS for "fat linebackers":

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ShK35_6rfNI/Ufvf0RaPnqI/AAAAAAAADU8/d7bw_D-ez6M/s1600/Fat+Lady.jpg

[Guest]

Looking good Jared Lorenzen.

[mhuber92211]

I think I hate the Seahawks more than any other non-NFC north team. There's just something really unlikable about them

 

 

They're good?

[Guest]

Haha [expletive] this game. Don't even care, we're still winning 10 this year.

You have no basis to claim this on

 

At least I'm not flipping [expletive] about preseason.

 

Season's definitely over because we can't keep up with the best team in the NFL, in their stadium, during the preseason.

I can point to last year's defense and how this defense has looked the same so far as one basis. The Bears aren't making the playoffs unless they're vastly improved.

 

Um, it's not a basis because it's preseason perhaps? If you're going to use last year, we were still one play away from making the playoffs with that defense. Slight improvement is all we need, although vast would be nice, but I refuse to gauge these things in preseason. Either way, 10 wins is hardly unreasonable with this offense.

3 hugely strange plays had to happen in that Packers game to keep the Bears out if the playoffs.

[Guest]

Conte being evaluated for career as software salesman

 

If he's healthy, he's probably starting against Buffalo.

[Banedon]

Ugh, Conte with a concussion isn't good. I know there's a lot of Conte hate, but he was one of the few players with a good game last night, has the most experience with the Bears of the safety group, and I think has a chance to have a nice season.

[Guest]

I think I hate the Seahawks more than any other non-NFC north team. There's just something really unlikable about them

 

 

They're good?

 

no, it's because their coach is a [expletive] nob and their fans don't know what sports are unless their teams are great.

[Guest]

i absolutely hate having the unluckiest [expletive] teams in sports, i'd like to see them not be cursed just one motherfucking season and win the [expletive] super bowl.

[Soul]

i absolutely hate having the unluckiest [expletive] teams in sports, i'd like to see them not be cursed just one [expletive] season and win the [expletive] super bowl.

 

You mean the injuries? How come other teams suffer injuries and still manage then? Packers were left for dead and still pulled a playoff bid out of their ass for example.

 

Our curse is terrible coaching. In the past it was stinky butt OC, now it's craptastic DCing. Try fixing the damn DC when the whole damn city knows he's not up to snuff instead of settling for [expletive] mediocrity. DAMN IT TO HELL