Cubs sign LH RP Wesley Wright 1 yr/1.425 mil

[rawaction]

I knew who Wesley Wright was. Of course i make a point of knowing all 4 African American MLB pitchers. Black Cubs relievers on the Cubs scare me. Latroy Hawkins factor.

You're scared he'll be the best reliever on the team?

 

Well, it's not like he'll blow a huge game in the playoff hunt. But Lee Smith scared me. Hawkins scared me. Chuck McElroy didn't, but he looked like my step-dad so it was funny.

[TheDude]

This guy is not scary. He'll look like a teenager maybe into his late 30s.

[biittner77]

I have nothing to add that hasn't been said, but this board is pretty damn top-notch. How the heck do this many quality posters not even know who Wesley Wright is?

 

that would require actually watching the games beep beep boop boop i am a computer

 

I thought you were a malfunctioning robot

[Lefty]

I know who he is because THE [expletive] CUBS TRADED ME TO THE A'S MY ROOKIE SEASON IN THE SHOW AND I HAD TO FACE HIM A LOT.

 

He only really threw a high velocity fastball, so I tee'd off every time. FWIW.

 

Welcome Josh Donaldson!

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I knew who Wesley Wright was. Of course i make a point of knowing all 4 African American MLB pitchers. Black Cubs relievers on the Cubs scare me. Latroy Hawkins factor.

You're scared he'll be the best reliever on the team?

 

Chuck McElroy didn't, but he looked like my step-dad so it was funny.

 

Wait. Your step dad is Urkel?

 

4/10?

[ConstableRabbit]

I knew who Wesley Wright was. Of course i make a point of knowing all 4 African American MLB pitchers. Black Cubs relievers on the Cubs scare me. Latroy Hawkins factor.

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