Javier Baez Does Whatever the Fuck He Wants Thread

[Aaron_Kennelly]

 

Oh, i will ball my head off for 7 days and 7 nights if the cubs win the nlcs. If for no one else, for steve bartman.

 

If the Cubs win the NLCS, I can assure you, Steve Bartman won't be running through my mind.

 

I feel bad for him. But, [expletive], I don't know him or really care about him. I wish he wouldn't have been treated the way he was, and it is horrible that he had to turn into a hermit. But, he never crosses my mind at all.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Bartman who?

[badger1679666666]

Bartman who?

 

 

Ask David.

[minnesotacubsfan]

I thought David was Batman

[SouthSideRyan]

I thought David was Batman

 

Botman

[Banedon]

I thought David was Batman

 

Botman

 

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/3/39/Robot_Batman_BTBATB_01.png/revision/latest?cb=20110919150404

[Guest]

 

Oh, i will ball my head off for 7 days and 7 nights if the cubs win the nlcs. If for no one else, for steve bartman.

 

If the Cubs win the NLCS, I can assure you, Steve Bartman won't be running through my mind.

 

I feel bad for him. But, [expletive], I don't know him or really care about him. I wish he wouldn't have been treated the way he was, and it is horrible that he had to turn into a hermit. But, he never crosses my mind at all.

 

too bad he crosses tons of people's minds all the time. i want his misery to end.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

The only time I think of him is when you bring him up.

[badger1679666666]

I literally never think of him unless I watch ESPN and am forced to, or have stupid friends post about him on FB. Or people actually talk about bringing him to WRigley and throwing out the first pitch.

[Sammy Sofa]

Whenever Bartman is not on your mind, everyone should be asking, "where's Bartman?"

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh, i will ball my head off for 7 days and 7 nights

 

That is some straight up, hccf-style power [expletive] right there. Better stretch ahead of time.

[Banedon]

Whenever Bartman is not on your mind, everyone should be asking, "where's Bartman?"

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rC4SDxRq8e8/U6jBZO46DGI/AAAAAAAAD2A/7Fc6_zSfWAw/s1600/The+Simpsons+-+Do+The+Bartman+(Single+12-1990).jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

And, yes, just like Poochie, Bartman needs needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.

[imb]

he named them kimbo and luna

 

http://instagram.com/p/84MPvOQRIy/

 

those dogs are gorgeous

[Guest]

for the first several days after his name came out, i remembered reading it as "bart-man" every time because of that song

[Brian]

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