5/30 Padres (Bass) at Cubs (Dempster) 1:20 p.m. CSN

[Bote McBoteface]

On a team full of suck, you single out Dempster.

 

 

You're dumber than dumb.

[JockJones]

Why the hell would anyone hate Ryan Dempster?

 

People continue to suckle on Dumpster’s teat as if it were Salma Hayek’s. He gave up 6 hits, 4 walks, and 6 ERs in under 5 innings today, but it’s not his fault. Couldn’t be. No, instead the sucklers look at his sub 3.00 ERA, his still sparkling 1.15 WHIP, his anemic run support and declare him the best EVAH.

 

I gave up this battle long ago on message boards, but the fire still burns. Dumpster puts the over in rated. If only the Cubs could somehow maroon him on Gilligan’s Island. Or at least Des Moines. One last year and perhaps, finally, we’ll be done with him. Free at last, Free at last, thank God Almighty, they’ll be Free at last.

 

You think he sucks, but you then admit that he has a great ERA and WHIP and has had anemic run support? Which is it?

 

I’m not calling you a suckler, but sucklers certainly view the glass as half full. The milk certainly tastes better that way. The reality is that Salma is 45, and her milking days are coming to an end. As will Dumpster’s days with the Cubs. Soon. Very soon.

 

What a strange rant. And strange word choice. Just....strange.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Why the hell would anyone hate Ryan Dempster?

 

People continue to suckle on Dumpster’s teat as if it were Salma Hayek’s. He gave up 6 hits, 4 walks, and 6 ERs in under 5 innings today, but it’s not his fault. Couldn’t be. No, instead the sucklers look at his sub 3.00 ERA, his still sparkling 1.15 WHIP, his anemic run support and declare him the best EVAH.

 

I gave up this battle long ago on message boards, but the fire still burns. Dumpster puts the over in rated. If only the Cubs could somehow maroon him on Gilligan’s Island. Or at least Des Moines. One last year and perhaps, finally, we’ll be done with him. Free at last, Free at last, thank God Almighty, they’ll be Free at last.

 

You think he sucks, but you then admit that he has a great ERA and WHIP and has had anemic run support? Which is it?

 

I’m not calling you a suckler, but sucklers certainly view the glass as half full. The milk certainly tastes better that way. The reality is that Salma is 45, and her milking days are coming to an end. As will Dumpster’s days with the Cubs. Soon. Very soon.

 

What a strange rant. And strange word choice. Just....strange.

 

Those familiar with the poster GvilleCub should know that his hatred toward Dempster rivals that which most of NSBB feels toward John Grabow, Bob Howry, Ryan Theriot, Dusty Baker, Osama Bin Laden, Jim Hendry, Juan Pierre, and Mark Grace combined.

[Geech]

Barney walkoff? WTF?

 

Take that, DeJesus!

[Sammy Sofa]

Yeah, everyone's really falsely "suckling" at a guy who has been around a 15 WAR starter for the Cubs and worth his contract.

 

Get back here, Gville, so we can savage you.

[Guest]

The reality is that Salma is 45

Hey, I'll be 45 in another couple months. Wonder if she'd like to hook up? :)

[Little Slide Rooter]

 

Get back here, Gville, so we can savage you.

 

That just sounds, for a lack of a better term, icky.

[Fast Freddie Bynum]

Just saw the Barney Walk Off! It was awesome! You know how they say act like you've been there before, well Barney hasn't and probably won't again and he acted like it. Made it a sweet sight to see! :yahoo:

[Soul]

Don't think I've ever seen a game thread turn into a Salma Hayak nipple sucking rant before. There's something new.

 

Oh hey look at that, we won 3 baseball games. GO CUBS.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Just saw the Barney Walk Off! It was awesome! You know how they say act like you've been there before, well Barney hasn't and probably won't again and he acted like it. Made it a sweet sight to see! :yahoo:

 

Settle down, you beat the Padres, it's not like you just won the World Series. Oh wait, that was our team. Party on then. Party on.