Logan Morrison

[SouthSideRyan]

HOW ABOUT THE GOAT AND RONNIE WOO-WOO FOR LOGAN MORRISON???

 

This is serious for reals, so no jokes, please.

 

While I suppose the goat could be considered to have cash value, not sure how that would be measured, but I'm relatively sure trading a human being that isn't under contract to your team wouldn't be allowed.

[Backtobanks]

Phil Rogers in today's Tribune suggest Morrison to the White Sox as compensation for Ozzie Guillen. How about Hendry, Quade, and Zambrano for Morrison. :yahoo:

 

The Marlins already have a very good GM, I'm not sure what use they would have for Hendry. And I reiterate, Z has a no trade clause and a big salary the Marlins likely cannot afford. I'm not sure Mike Quade is an in demand manager either.

 

I'm sure Z will be waiving his NTC and the Cubs are going to be paying his salary anyhow to dump him. Hendry can go into scouting and Quade can learn spanish and how to curse to appease the fanbase.