ST: 3/4 - A's (Cahill) @ Cubs (Wells) , 2:05 PM CT (WGN 720)

[BeerHere]

Soto K

 

2-0 Top third

[Foulacy]

I'm going to predict that wells goes 22-5 with a 2.07 ERA, book it

[David]

did he look svelte while striking out

[Sammy Sofa]

did he look svelte while striking out

 

It was majestic how you could see his rippling body tighten beneath his uniform as strike 3 was called.

[woodchip2153]

Santo is saying Colvin put on 20-25 pounds.

 

I believe Bruce mentioned that in his article about the #1 draft picks in camp.

[Schwarber Fan]

Marshall vs. Powell

 

pitch 1: ball

pitch 2: called strike

pitch 3: popout to first

[David]

did he look svelte while striking out

 

It was majestic how you could see his rippling body tighten beneath his uniform as strike 3 was called.

 

 

what about all the loose skin

[Schwarber Fan]

Marshall vs. Pennington

 

pitch 1: ball

pitch 2: ball

pitch 3: foul

pitch 4: ball

pitch 5: ball

 

walk

[Schwarber Fan]

Marshall vs. Carson (PH)

 

pitch 1: called strike

pitch 2: foul

pitch 3: swinging strike, pennington to 2nd on wild pitch

 

2 outs

[Schwarber Fan]

Marshall vs. Davis

 

pitch 1: foul

pitch 2: flyout to RF

 

0 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors, 1 LOB

 

2-0 Cubs after 2.5

[Sammy Sofa]

did he look svelte while striking out

 

It was majestic how you could see his rippling body tighten beneath his uniform as strike 3 was called.

 

 

what about all the loose skin

 

He willed it to adhere to him.

[Prizefight]

Marshall vs. Davis

 

pitch 1: foul

pitch 2: flyout to RF

 

0 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors, 1 LOB

 

2-0 Cubs after 2.5

 

 

Thanks for these updates! I'm reading these in a soft and smooth Pat Hughes voice

[BeerHere]

In my ideal world Colvin is sent to Iowa to start the season and tears it up. Soriano gets traded at the break for *anything* and Colvin takes over LF in the second half. Maybe swap Byrd to LF and let Colvin play center.

[Schwarber Fan]

Bottom 3rd:

 

Cedrick Bowers vs. Marshall

 

pitch 1: ball

pitch 2: called strike

pitch 3: called strike

pitch 4: ball

pitch 5: ball

pitch 6: ball

 

Marshall draws a walk vs. a LHP :D

[BeerHere]

Marshall takes the walk

 

woo!

[Sammy Sofa]

In my ideal world Colvin is sent to Iowa to start the season and tears it up. Soriano gets traded at the break for *anything* and Colvin takes over LF in the second half. Maybe swap Byrd to LF and let Colvin play center.

 

That would be a depressing, terrifying world.

[BeerHere]

Riot K

[Schwarber Fan]

Bowers vs. Theriot

 

pitch 1: called strike

pitch 2: called strike

pitch 3: swinging strike

 

1 out

[BeerHere]

In my ideal world Colvin is sent to Iowa to start the season and tears it up. Soriano gets traded at the break for *anything* and Colvin takes over LF in the second half. Maybe swap Byrd to LF and let Colvin play center.

 

That would be a depressing, terrifying world.

Why?

[C.C.]

I wanna see Castro.

[Schwarber Fan]

Bowers vs. Fukudome

 

pitch 1: ball

pitch 2: foul

pitch 3: ball

pitch 4: double to CF, Marshall to 3rd

[BeerHere]

Double for Fukudome - Marshall to third

[Sammy Sofa]

In my ideal world Colvin is sent to Iowa to start the season and tears it up. Soriano gets traded at the break for *anything* and Colvin takes over LF in the second half. Maybe swap Byrd to LF and let Colvin play center.

 

That would be a depressing, terrifying world.

Why?

 

Because it's tremendously unrealistic and dumping Soriano for "anything" is likely a scenario that the Cubs get shafted in.

[David]

In my ideal world Colvin is sent to Iowa to start the season and tears it up. Soriano gets traded at the break for *anything* and Colvin takes over LF in the second half. Maybe swap Byrd to LF and let Colvin play center.

 

That would be a depressing, terrifying world.

 

 

Well, getting out of the contract would be a dream in itself... but Colvin playing in his stead... yikes

[Ihatepujols]

In my ideal world Colvin is sent to Iowa to start the season and tears it up. Soriano gets traded at the break for *anything* and Colvin takes over LF in the second half. Maybe swap Byrd to LF and let Colvin play center.

 

That would be a depressing, terrifying world.

Why?

 

Well Im kinda hopin Fonsie tears it up this year....if he hits like he did in 2007 were in the playoffs