08/22 Meh (Lilly) vs. Dodgers (Haeger) 3:15 CDT, FOX TV

[Schwarber Fan]

Pat: "Miles will not bat"

 

best news in years

 

Cmon Jakey

[Sammys Boombox]

"That will bring up Aaron Miles." as Jake Fox walks to the plate.

[Schwarber Fan]

He's gonna K

 

oh well

[Cubfanintheknow]

If the Cubs do lose this game, they need to be shipped off to the glue factory.

 

And they should take Dick Stockton with them.

[E.J.]

Nice at-bat Fox. We get to see Soriano strike out to end the game.

[UMFan83]

3 straight outside sliders coming up!

[Schwarber Fan]

If the Cubs do lose this game, they need to be shipped off to the glue factory.

 

And they should take Dick Stockton with them.

 

lol @ using the word "if"

[Sammys Boombox]

K coming.

[genbar]

This will eerily end like the playoffs did last year

[Sammys Boombox]

Haha. You know if Soriano homers that we're still going to lose right?

[E.J.]

Stockton is high.

[Schwarber Fan]

I should just turn it off now

 

breaking ball away will end it

[E.J.]

Way to keep your bat on your shoulder on a 2-1 fastball right down the middle. Nice work.

[Schwarber Fan]

Haha. You know if Soriano homers that we're still going to lose right?

 

was just thinking that

[Sammys Boombox]

Contact by Soriano is about as likely as Stockton having contact with aliens after this game.

[UMFan83]

This will eerily end like the playoffs did last year

 

If he wouldn't have checked all the way at that ball in the dirt it would have ended like it.

[Schwarber Fan]

Theriot will split a gap, Soriano thrown out at home to end game

[Sammys Boombox]

Wowsa.

[E.J.]

Theriot will split a gap, Soriano thrown out at home to end game

 

He'll fall rounding 3rd base and get tagged out while on his back.

[UMFan83]

Way to keep your bat on your shoulder on a 2-1 fastball right down the middle. Nice work.

 

Dude Soriano can't figure out stuff like that. He's a pure guess hitter. He took the 2-0 pitch, probably because he was expecting a breaking pitch, then he thought since he didn't swing at that one, the pitcher would go back to another breaking pitch.

[UMFan83]

Theriot will split a gap, Soriano thrown out at home to end game

 

He'll fall rounding 3rd base and get tagged out while on his back.

 

I could see him rounding there and falling and then him shrugging his shoulders and not bothering to get up while he gets tagged for the final out.

[Sammys Boombox]

I love Theriot's grin after that call.

[genbar]

Theriot will split a gap, Soriano thrown out at home to end game

 

He'll fall rounding 3rd base and get tagged out while on his back.

 

Nah, he'll just be picked off

[Schwarber Fan]

Way to keep your bat on your shoulder on a 2-1 fastball right down the middle. Nice work.

 

Dude Soriano can't figure out stuff like that. He's a pure guess hitter. He took the 2-0 pitch, probably because he was expecting a breaking pitch, then he thought since he didn't swing at that one, the pitcher would go back to another breaking pitch.

 

 

truth

[UMFan83]

I almost hope Theriot does tie it to see how the IF is configured after all these PHs