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[Little Slide Rooter]

Im very perplexed by the Cardinals team. In its current configuration, youd expect an offensive juggernaught, but it really hasnt been for the most part. Instead, theyve been nickel and diming the other team to death.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Whats the word on this Bud Norris character? Is he a top or highly touted prospect, or is he just some guy they brought up whose doing well for himself?

[inari]

Whats the word on this Bud Norris character? Is he a top or highly touted prospect, or is he just some guy they brought up whose doing well for himself?

 

BA ranked him the #2 prospect in their system.

[NonProfitCow]

Whats the word on this Bud Norris character? Is he a top or highly touted prospect, or is he just some guy they brought up whose doing well for himself?

Good hard fastball, plus slider, iffy command. Got some big time help from the ump last inning, but pitched a pretty good game.

[C.C.]

Holliday is actually hitless today. He's human afterall.

[Roast]

Holliday is actually hitless today. He's human afterall.

Hush up. He's due up next with a runner on first, 1 out, and pujols currently batting.

[C.C.]

Holliday is actually hitless today. He's human afterall.

Hush up. He's due up next with a runner on first, 1 out, and pujols currently batting.

 

I know. I'm backward jinxing it. Nothing else has worked.

[E.J.]

Beautiful. Cards go down on a strike em out, throw em out DP. Gotta love running on 3-2 counts with only 1 out.

[Roast]

Oh thank god, Ludwick got caught on a strike-em-out, throw-em-out DP

[Roast]

God hawk is so annoying. As Phil Hughes comes into the game and Stone is trying to give a bit of a report on him...

 

Stone: *something along the lines of how he was a starter converted set-up man

Hawk: How bout a bullet right over the right field fence (in reference to Dye)

Stone:....he was mentioned in just about every potential deal around the trade deadline..

[Roast]

Wow, Hughes is just painting corners with a 95MPH fastball right now. Wicked.

[Derwood]

God hawk is so annoying. As Phil Hughes comes into the game and Stone is trying to give a bit of a report on him...

 

Stone: *something along the lines of how he was a starter converted set-up man

Hawk: How bout a bullet right over the right field fence (in reference to Dye)

Stone:....he was mentioned in just about every potential deal around the trade deadline..

 

he's still not used to not having a lap dog for a color man.

[Keener98]

Going to bot of 9th with Holliday leading off and Stl down 2-0. Come on Crazy eyes finish these bastards off

[Keener98]

Crazy eyes just walks Ankiel, 1 out 1 on with DeRo at bat now. Come on Stros

[Roast]

Great, runner on for DeRo. Watch him hit one about 400 feet.

[NonProfitCow]

Beautiful. Cards go down on a strike em out, throw em out DP. Gotta love running on 3-2 counts with only 1 out.

Apparently you and I are the only people who think that was a stupid idea.

[Roast]

Crazy Eyes apparently actually has something wrong with his eyes. Or his arm. Because he can't throw a damn strike.

[Keener98]

DeRo pops to CF. 2 out 1 on for Yadi. FINISH THEM!

[Roast]

DeRosa flies out.

 

2 down, molina coming up.

[Roast]

Hawk re-calling Wise's catch during the perfect game, sounds like he's about to have an orgasm.

[Roast]

Cabrera just hit for the cycle on a ball that Dye should have caught if he didn't take a godawful route to it.

 

Wow.

[Keener98]

Cardinals lose!

[BCVM22]

Wow.

 

"Dadgummit" is the response in the vernacular, I believe.

[mul21]

Cards lose.

[Roast]

Cards lose!