Smoltz & Rocco (probably) to the Red Sox

[17 Seconds]

The penis envy of everything that Theo does is amazing. On a site where if your mom doesn't have a OBP of .375+ she should be disowned, Baldelli gets the treatment of some amazing stud. OK.

 

Where is anybody treating Rocco as an "amazing stud"? They signed him for dirt cheap, meaning it's very low risk with a chance of a very high reward. There is really no downside to that move. If the new diagnosis is real and they can treat his problems, it could end up being an enormous steal.

[The Other 15]

I see that the Dept. of Taking Everything Literally Inspector has arrived on the scene.

 

I've been subpoenad to change my post.

 

Dear DTEL, I meant that I had never seen so many positive posts about a .325 OBP player on this site before - no matter what his potential.

 

I'll fax the revisions to your office in triplicate.