Dumb things Dick Stockton says

[Ball And Glove]

During the Dodgers' hit and run in the 2nd inning:

 

(surprised) "Joe Torre putting the hit-and-run on in the first inning!"

[burnt out cubbie fan]

I wonder how long it will take them to realize that dick escaped from the nursing home.

 

That is a post I am proud to have as my 5k :D

[chasinf5s]

someone said Fukudome hit a Walk off homerun which he never did

[Cubs Fan In New York]

Has anyone noticed that he's said a 90+ mph fastball is a breaking ball? I've heard him say it at least 3 times.

[Clem Fandango]

The whole "Erra" thing that has already been mentioned was obnoxious enough, but last night it was like torture

[burnt out cubbie fan]

Has anyone noticed that he's said a 90+ mph fastball is a breaking ball? I've heard him say it at least 3 times.

I definitely heard him say this on one of Zambrano's pitches that was clocked at 93 mph. The next pitch was exactly the same (location, speed, movement) and he said it was a fastball. #-o

[rynefan]

Ryan Theriot went to LSU.... as you can tell from his French sounding last name.

 

Yes, that was my personal favorite as far as sheer stupidity goes.