Watching WGN...

[BigSlick]

And dear jesus I feel bad for Oakland Athletic pitchers. Their offense has even less punch than ours. I've always had a soft spot in my heart for them after reading Moneyball, and they also put the nail in the coffin of teh White Sox postseason hopes last year.

 

Now its only a matter of time before the White Sox bats get to their pitchers. Oakland hitters are no threat to even touch Garland.

[imb]

you better not talk about nick swisher ever again, buddy

[Handlebar McSkullet]

you better not talk about nick swisher ever again, buddy

 

I love Nick Swisher. Love

[E.J.]

Ugh. Stupid White Sox. I was hoping to watch some Scrubs tonight.

[BigSlick]

I loooooove Nick Swisher, but he's had a rough go of things so far this season. Him and Chavez are the only competent young-ish hitters on the team.

 

And to illustrate my point perfectly, Travis Buck hits a lead off triple and the A's strand him. :roll:

[Mephistopheles]

Nick Swisher is like the mini-me version of Adam Dunn. Hes so cute!!!! You cant diss him

[BigSlick]

Nick Swisher is like the mini-me version of Adam Dunn. Hes so cute!!!! You cant diss him

 

Nick Swisher is hotter, sexier, and has possibly a brighter future than Adam Dunn.

 

And I'm a heterosexual male. 8-)

 

EDIT: I still would like to have someone show me where I specifically dissed Nick Swisher. This is all very confusing to me. The hitting for the A's in general is awful Ellis, Crosby, Shannon Stewart, 38 year old Jason Kendall with no power?

[RonnieWooWooSanto]

Nick Swisher is like the mini-me version of Adam Dunn. Hes so cute!!!! You cant diss him

 

Nick Swisher is hotter, sexier, and has possibly a brighter future than Adam Dunn.

 

And I'm a heterosexual male. 8-)

 

EDIT: I still would like to have someone show me where I specifically dissed Nick Swisher. This is all very confusing to me. The hitting for the A's in general is awful Ellis, Crosby, Shannon Stewart, 38 year old Jason Kendall with no power?

 

Nick Swisher = the embodiment of the Oakland A's

 

To be critical of the Oakland A's is to be critical of Nick Swisher. And to be critcal of Nick Swisher is off limits in the discussion of baseball.

[Butterscup1679666578]

1-0 Sox, bottom of the 9th, 1 out, runners on 1st and 2nd, and Nick Swisher up...

[Mephistopheles]

Nick Swisher is like the mini-me version of Adam Dunn. Hes so cute!!!! You cant diss him

 

Nick Swisher is hotter, sexier, and has possibly a brighter future than Adam Dunn.

 

And I'm a heterosexual male. 8-)

 

EDIT: I still would like to have someone show me where I specifically dissed Nick Swisher. This is all very confusing to me. The hitting for the A's in general is awful Ellis, Crosby, Shannon Stewart, 38 year old Jason Kendall with no power?

 

oh you crossed the line. YOUVE DISSED NICK SWISHER AND ADAM DUNN IN THE SAME THREAD!

 

You need to be banned for that. Period.

[Butterscup1679666578]

1-0 Sox, bottom of the 9th, 1 out, runners on 1st and 2nd, and Nick Swisher up...

 

Pops out. Ew. This is Cubs-esque.

[Butterscup1679666578]

Todd Walker! is up with the game on the line.

[Butterscup1679666578]

RBI single for Walker!

[Geech]

Tie game on Todd Walker's pinch hit single. Yay!

[Butterscup1679666578]

Yay A's!

[Geech]

The awful Mark Ellis wins the ballgame.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Yay Huston Street gets a win

[98navigator]

Todd Walker came through and the Sox lose!

[Butterscup1679666578]

Hahahh hits Pods right on top of the head.

[VVMattVV]

The timing on his jump could not have been worse

[BigSlick]

Hahahah, Scott "I couldn't slug .400 if I had a metal bat" Podsednik completely screws up 2 plays in a row.

 

Mark Ellis crushes a ball and can't even get it out of the ballpark, but a victory over teh Sox nonetheless. The White Sox can absolutely not play in Oakland.

[wolf stansson]

Before this series, Ozzie said he had "a good feeling" about this series in Oakland.

[BigSlick]

Before this series, Ozzie said he had "a good feeling" about this series in Oakland.

 

They still can take the series, anything is up for grabs. Buehrle and Joe Kennedy (Inexplicably pitched well his first start) facing off against each other.

[RationalSoxFan]

Hmmm...Ozzie has the best defensive CF (in baseball) on the bench in the late innings. He has one AB in seven games.

 

This will be a very bad season the way the Sox hit lefties.

 

Screw Ozzie.

[98navigator]

Hmmm...Ozzie has the best defensive CF (in baseball) on the bench in the late innings. He has one AB in seven games.

 

This will be a very bad season the way the Sox hit lefties.

 

Screw Ozzie.

 

LOL, Brian Anderson is the best defensive CF in baseball? Come on! :lol:

 

Guillen definitely had a brain cramp leaving Podsednick in the game with that terrible arm and poor catching skills... I wonder if his head hurts. :P