The Soccer Thread

[Guest]

Watching us play Mexico really isn't all that good for my efforts to become a better person.

[USSoccer]

I'm surprised it's still 0-0. I'm unsurprised that I've seen the US in the Mexico half for all of 90 seconds so far.

[Guest]

ESPN is promoting a show that it is intentionally scheduling at 2 AM EST on ESPNews. Terrific.

[Guest]

holy smokes blonde Michael Cera makes it happen

[SpongeWorthy]

Wooooooooo

 

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[USSoccer]

Holy crap, this scrub roster is going to break our duck in Azteca.

 

Someone's gon' git fired tonight.

[Guest]

Only Ian Darke can sincerely use the phrase "party poopers" and not lose an ounce of credibility.

[El Duderino]

Is Mexico playing their main guys?

[USSoccer]

Is Mexico playing their main guys?

 

Neither team is, but Mexico has far more of their 1st team playing than we did.

 

We have maybe 3 regular starters out there currently.

[USSoccer]

How the hell did Howard save that?

[El Duderino]

Wow. Awesome.

[Guest]

Now run out of there before someone gets stabbed.

[Banedon]

And USSoccer called fhe USWNT lucky... :)

[USSoccer]

Shea, who's been AWOL and/or bad all year, megs a defender, cuts it back to an 18 year old playing in the Austrian league, who backheels it to a guy who's fricking hot garbage on his best day.

 

Javier Hernandez beefs a clear chance, has another deflection palmed away, and has a third clear header somehow palmed out.

 

They had like 65% possession. We started and subbed in a bunch of scrubs.

 

Unreal.

[USSoccer]

Now run out of there before someone gets stabbed.

 

This.

 

Also, the Azteca game in the Hex just got real. Like, violent real.

[shnsajax]

What the [expletive] just happened. Am I drunk or something?

[USSoccer]

Wolf is undoubtedly pantsless, yelling obscenities in the general direction of the AZ/Mexico border.

[Mark Priors Calves]

Awesome

[Guest]

Wolf is undoubtedly pantsless, yelling obscenities in the general direction of the AZ/Mexico border.

 

Yeah I have a hard time seeing him surviving this. May his noble sacrifice be not in vain.

[wolf stansson]

BROS!

 

 

 

SERIOUSLY BROS!

[Guest]

YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE MEXICO

 

@IanDarkeESPN: Showered with beer by angry Mexican fans I think it was beer anyway.

[Mark Priors Calves]

Now run out of there before someone gets stabbed.

 

This.

 

Also, the Azteca game in the Hex just got real. Like, violent real.

That game is going to be unbelievable.

[USSoccer]

I just hope Klinsmann doesn't draw the wrong conclusions from this completely surprising, unbelievable result.

[Guest]

I just hope Klinsmann doesn't draw the wrong conclusions from this completely surprising, unbelievable result.

 

Did you see the post-match interview? He stopped just short of saying "I have no idea how we got that lucky aside from having Tim Howard".

[USSoccer]

I just hope Klinsmann doesn't draw the wrong conclusions from this completely surprising, unbelievable result.

 

Did you see the post-match interview? He stopped just short of saying "I have no idea how we got that lucky aside from having Tim Howard".

 

Yeah, I picked up on that. It was hopefully revealing, because that midfield we rolled out there was really bad, and I only saw Geoff Cameron stand out amongst the starters, and Shea amongst the subs