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Marlins re-signed infielder Lenny Harris to a minor league contract and invited him to spring training.

 

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My three main Lenny Harris memories:

 

1) LH making diving stabs at first base where most people would have taken three steps to catch the ball.

 

2) LH leading off (!) a couple of games

 

3) LH getting jettisoned from the Cubs for suckiness and then immediately winning a World Series ring.

 

Maybe that's why Hendry values clubhouse cohesion so much. Neifi Perez must be Dave Chapelle then.

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My three main Lenny Harris memories:

 

1) LH making diving stabs at first base where most people would have taken three steps to catch the ball.

 

2) LH leading off (!) a couple of games

 

3) LH getting jettisoned from the Cubs for suckiness and then immediately winning a World Series ring.

 

Maybe that's why Hendry values clubhouse cohesion so much. Neifi Perez must be Dave Chapelle then.

 

I would have had Dusty choosing to pitch to Lowell over Harris in the NLCS.

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My three main Lenny Harris memories:

 

1) LH making diving stabs at first base where most people would have taken three steps to catch the ball.

 

2) LH leading off (!) a couple of games

 

3) LH getting jettisoned from the Cubs for suckiness and then immediately winning a World Series ring.

 

Maybe that's why Hendry values clubhouse cohesion so much. Neifi Perez must be Dave Chapelle then.

 

I would have had Dusty choosing to pitch to Lowell over Harris in the NLCS.

That might be the most underrated stupid move by a manager in the history of the major leagues. The Bartman gets roasted and yet a lot of the general public forgets about AGone and this stupid Dusty-ism...

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My three main Lenny Harris memories:

 

1) LH making diving stabs at first base where most people would have taken three steps to catch the ball.

 

2) LH leading off (!) a couple of games

 

3) LH getting jettisoned from the Cubs for suckiness and then immediately winning a World Series ring.

 

Maybe that's why Hendry values clubhouse cohesion so much. Neifi Perez must be Dave Chapelle then.

 

I would have had Dusty choosing to pitch to Lowell over Harris in the NLCS.

That might be the most underrated stupid move by a manager in the history of the major leagues. The Bartman gets roasted and yet a lot of the general public forgets about AGone and this stupid Dusty-ism...

 

Baker put on a clinic in how to manage a team out of a pennant that fortnight.

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I dunno, I think most of the feelings of resentment even among casual fans has passed over Bartman at this point. It's almost all on Dusty and AGone from anyone intelligent at this point.
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My three main Lenny Harris memories:

 

1) LH making diving stabs at first base where most people would have taken three steps to catch the ball.

 

2) LH leading off (!) a couple of games

 

3) LH getting jettisoned from the Cubs for suckiness and then immediately winning a World Series ring.

 

Maybe that's why Hendry values clubhouse cohesion so much. Neifi Perez must be Dave Chapelle then.

 

I was at a game when Lenny led off. He got his 1,000th career hit. Got a standing O.

 

The morans in the stands probably gave him a few more starts that year.

 

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