You're such an angry, angry person. Well that's definitely comforting. I'm just irrationally terrified (shocking, right?) of the game series we have there coming up. I honestly don't see a single permutation that puts anyone else as NL Central champs if the Cubs go 7-6 and win even one game in Milwaukee. The most generous permutation for the Brewers gives the Cubs winning both in TB, all three against CIN, 2-2 vs STL, and dropping all 4 in MIL. MIL has to go 6-2 in the rest of their games to tie the Cubs in this situation. So if the Cubs win 7 of the next 13 and just 1 in Milwaukee, the Brewers can only lose 1 more game just to tie the Cubs.