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  1. Hairyducked Idiot
    I forgot we were facing a lefty pitcher. Olt might go like 1-for-4 with one K.
  2. Hairyducked Idiot
    He seems like he'd be very careful not to let it get public. But you know he's saying it to everyone he knows in the game. I wish brettjacksons weren't already called brettjacksons, because we could call them juniorlakes.
  3. Hairyducked Idiot
    At least we already know the most annoying thing Olt can do is out of the way now. His incoming 0-for-4 with 2 Ks won't feel so bad.
  4. Hairyducked Idiot
    http://37.media.tumblr.com/5da811beb84cf536e1a5c96dc1b1d7bd/tumblr_n53pc5StIF1szdb1do1_1280.jpg http://epoole88.tumblr.com/
  5. Hairyducked Idiot
    http://previously.tv/m/2014-05-04-mad-men-stare-anim.gif
  6. Hairyducked Idiot
    During offseasons, the only conversation anyone wants to have about any prospects is "what happens if he crushes the league he'll be in from the moment the season starts and never looks back, how fast could he zoom up?"
  7. Hairyducked Idiot
    That is just hideous.
  8. Hairyducked Idiot
    It doesn't work if you are trying to do it. But it doesn't matter, because he'll be fine either way. He's too talented to not improve rapidly once he gets used to this.
  9. Hairyducked Idiot
    Perfect.
  10. Hairyducked Idiot
    The day after he hit a HR? mineaswell
  11. Hairyducked Idiot
    Must be why they scored 3 runs in the top of the first. You can go ahead release Vitters now.
  12. Hairyducked Idiot
    We all know 10 minutes after we sign an epic TV deal for 2020 and the last brick on the renovations are done, MLB will institute a strict, NFL-style salary cap.
  13. Hairyducked Idiot
    That was my one of my best ones. You're going to have to let it soak in for awhile before I move on.
  14. Hairyducked Idiot
    I was leading up to a point about this game's starting pitcher. It was an analogy.
  15. Hairyducked Idiot
    I have so many more.
  16. Hairyducked Idiot
    So I've been going on a lot of first dates with women I meet on online dating sites since the divorce was finalized. Last month, there was this woman who seemed smart, nerdy in the way I like, and her pictures were that perfect "below-average looking but not completely revolting" level of attractiveness that I aim for. She shows up for our date, and she looked way better than her pictures. Like, at least average or maybe even above-average for downstate Illinois. This made me extremely insecure and I felt very weird about being on a date with her. At the end of the dinner, I walked her back to her car and was relieved it was over. But then she went in for a hug after saying goodnight. I simultaneously backed away, looked startled and blurted out "Oh, are we hugging?!" I actually did get a second date after that, but not a third. That is more or less how Epstein would react if Samardzija seriously approached him about a contract extension at this point.
  17. Hairyducked Idiot
    Because deep down, I still think he got BABIP screwed and should have settled in as an MLB regular. I remember one time in a ST game that was on the radio he hit a home run that went like eight miles, and the next day the coaching staff had a quote in the newspaper that said "It's about time we had a rookie of the year." Also because he is a handsome, handsome man.
  18. Hairyducked Idiot
    Welcome to my game thread. Whatever. I had some good doombonery stuff planned, but that doesn't feel right after we just took two out of three from the Cardinals. I also had some fun ideas, but losing that last game makes me not feel like doing that either. So just post whatever you want. TV GIFs seem popular, but they are just about to cross that line where they become tiresome. Hopefully the minor leaguers do something cool tomorrow or at least Javy Baez doesn't strike out 4 times. We could argue about the plan, or talk about which posters are lame and which ones are cool. The Blackhawks are doing well. Some people seem to like bands and movies and stuff. http://media.giphy.com/media/JYXnYGfM32Feo/giphy.gif
  19. Hairyducked Idiot
    Have you tried a google search?
  20. Hairyducked Idiot
    Fake rally score 4/5. Happening with two outs was the only flaw.
  21. Hairyducked Idiot
    You need this. Because it is your fault. The *instant* you posted New Class, the game went to hell.
  22. Hairyducked Idiot
    Fake rally in progress
  23. Hairyducked Idiot
    We need a batflip more than ever.
  24. Hairyducked Idiot
    I'm pissed I can't find a gif of Zack and Slater fighting. I'm sure you could find one of *looks it up* Scott and Tommy D. http://i51.tinypic.com/6tfwup.jpg
  25. Hairyducked Idiot
    I know it was an accident and you didn't mean to, but this is entirely your fault.
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