Excellent break down of the possible targets, O_O. On the other hand, I think the biggest obstacle for obtaining Abreu would be the other teams that could show interest. What teams could afford the contract and yet offer better players to get him? Also, are there teams willing to take on Thome to get him? Surely we could take on Thome, but then would need to find a third team to spin him to. I don't think the Cubs could entertain such a deal until the third team was found. To spin Thome, the Cubs likely have to either take back someone else's problem or give up even more prospects. Abreu would be nice, but I think the Phillies could find even better trading partners were they inclined to move him. I imagine the Mets would love to offer Cameron, Diaz, and another prospect for him. Cameron could patrol CF for Philly and Diaz could play in right. While there may be reluctance to do an intra-division trade, that looks like a better package than the Cubs could offer depending on the prospect. My guess is the Orioles could afford to add both the Abreu and Thome contracts. I'm not sure what players would be offered, but taking both of those troublesome contracts might garner interest. Could the Rangers accept both contracts while sending Nix and Mench to Philly? While it seems ridiculous that the Rangers would seek offense at the expense of pitching, it might be something they would look at. I just think there could be too many teams that could help the Phillies more than the Cubs for an Abreu deal to be a legitimate possibility for the Cubs. If he's available, the Cubs should try to do whatever they can to get him, I just don't see this as anything that will ever become immenient.