from btf: Once upon a diamond dreary, Theriot slapping, weak and weary, While Soriano shied away from many an ivy-covered wall, Piniella nodded, nearly napping, for it was the Cubs turn batting, Or perhaps I should say hacking, hacking at pitches on the floor. "Carlos should relieve" he muttered, "surely that will help us score! Pitch the eighth, and nothing more." Quoth Jim Hendry, "What is WAR?"