Magnetic Curses
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Ron Santo Scaling Back Broadcasting Duties
Magnetic Curses replied to Mark Priors Calves's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Dave Otto is filling in for the Seattle series. ronnie is from seattle, too. bummer. i remember the last time we played there, i was at every game, saw mark prior throw 7 innings of shutout baseball with 11 ks. that was a nice series. -
what kind of ed classes does your wife teach again?
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anyhow, i really really like strasburg, a lot. if i were to compare him to anyone historical figure it would definitely be kratos
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yes, where did all the legitimate discussion go?
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strasburg sucks he really really sucks
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haha scathing, funny word
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i'm pretty sure that's not how it works
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maybe he'll go all waterboy on me if i say that strasburg sucks
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oooooh my posting ability has been burned woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is that how too
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a person: steven strasburg an age: 28 something that describes his ability: bad now go!
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okay, that wasn't bad, but you can't be hitting with every 5th joke
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strasburg is bad in 5 years, that's all you need to know
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okay, i have a guy who i think makes very obvious observations about sports can i get a situation? oh, i hear gary coleman's funeral! how about a place? i hear a timbuktu now go!
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it's worse than a very special night at COMEDY SPORTZ
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he's really no match for me he's all robin williams at this point
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"hey kerry, how's life?" "i've had a hard year, dad."
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now you're getting a little abstract
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"hey mark, how's life going for you?" "it sucks, click"
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what's the important part again?
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haha you're cute when you're mad
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but again, i probably just gleaned that from your mom
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i don't recall saying anything about "making contact", but there's no great way to actually beat him while he's on the mound. you could just look at everything and hope the umps aren't calling the corners like they didn't for prior, or you could just try to foul off as many pitches against him as you can, like hitters did against prior. or you could look into his dreamy eyes and say "i do"
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oh yeah, and when his elbow flies off just like lebron's title hopes you can give her a kiss and tell her that i was right all along.
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so go ask her she's got all my money
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you should call these professional teams and offer them this groundbreaking advice "hey you know that guy with 8 unhittable pitches, well just start making lots of contact against him, yep just mail me the check or i have this paypal account hello hello hello?" i have and they told me your mom already told them that