Sorry, I wasn't trying to reduce/minimize the point of the article, that was more a (flippant) response to the conversation that had been going on in the responses. I certainly think it's important to dig into what the Cubs could get, but I also think you have to look at it in terms of the overall roster construction, where we are in terms of the win curve/goals for the near and long term future/etc.
Ultimately for me, where it falls out is that I look at Hoerner, Paredes, and Shaw, and I look at a team that seemingly should be trying whatever they can to win immediately (2025), and I see Hoerner as the most reliable option to produce value for the team in the near term future and also the one who would bring back the least amount in a trade (due to the contract length, mostly, but also this weird thought process he's slightly upscale Ryan Theriot). So fine to talk about what he can bring to the table in a trade, but also should have the conversation of 'should we do it?' (similar to your point #2) and I think the answer to that question is 'No".