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Get this guys: Ok, so its bottom of the ninth inning, men on first and third, 1 out, down by 1. Guess whos NOT gonna come to the plate! :D !!!!!!!!

Yea, yuck. Only bowden could be so sucky that he makes things sucky for another totally unrelated team.

God this is so sweet. Finally, FINALLY. Wow.

Lowe and Nixon? I KNOW we can match that. Pie + Williams + Welly/other of the million minor league arms we have.

hahaha, The nats just got raped.

Wait, S***. So if he accepts, he will go to our Minor league squad? Plz just cut this goof.

I'd kill to be in your shoes right now, BTW. You still have money to spend and you've signed Pierre, Howry, and Eyre and re-signed Perez and Rusch. We've signed a backup catcher in Bennett and a backup utility guy in Cruz. Rumor has it we also have only 10 mil left to sign a 2nd baseman, LF, RF, and a fully retooled bullpen. Cry me a river. You have Pujols, Edmonds, and rolen. Plus every guy who wears red seems to amass special powers which allow them to play over their heads. You've won 100 games this century. You'll find no sympathy here. :P

This move alone changed my 2006 outlook from :puker: to :fingerscrossed:

<- Doesnt give a rip. HE'S GONE.....THANK YOU LORD

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Let him retire. I'd be too tempted to throw a shattered bat at him if I ever see him in wrigley. I dont like him.

Cubs #1 spot: 245/299/358/658 Opponents #1 spot: 291/362/422/784 Thank you very much. So i guess he has a 27 point upgrade. Thats a big jump, I still maintain that we could've done alot better with those prospects. Either way, at lesat it wont be neifi, thats something we can ALL agree on.

This is already mentioned in the pierre thread, do we really need another?

and Pierre only got on base at a .326 clip last year. I bet that's not much higher (if at all higher) than what our leadoff men got on at last year. Average is all well and good, but really, if player A has a .300 avg, and player B has a .250 avg, and both players have a .320 OBP, who gets on base more? Neither, OBP is what you want in leadoff men. I would hardly call him a MONSTER upgrade. Oh, and you mention you want your leadoff man to be able to steal....he got caught 17 times (out of 74 attempts) last year. You may say he had a much better year in 04, which, avg/obp wise he did, but his Base stealing was even more atrocious. he was caught 24 out of 69 attempts!

I, also, just came home. I am not pleased with this trade. Seems like a mighty hefty price tag for someone who had a .326 OBP last year. And for what its worth, i'm psycic. I called this. I actually heard that we traded for pierre around 1:30 or so today. I asked who we traded and the kid was like "Mitre and some other prospects". I said, and I quote... "I bet Hendry gave up Pinto and Nolasco."

Nomar I'm not sure how big of a name FA he was and its not like dusty attracted him here, he was already here at the end of 04. Fixed.

He wasnt a free agent was he? cause we had to sign him before the Arby date didnt we?

Was Hawkins considered big name?

Fixed.

I'm gonna go with an all Vowel team (A,E,I,O,U,Y) C - Johnny Estrada 1B- Lyle Overbay 2B- Iguchi SS- Young 3B- Ensberg LF- Encarnacion CF- Anderson RF- Abreu Jeesh, i'll stop there. The pitching class is attrochious, Arroyo is the best....

Yes but Gilleck would laugh very hard in your face. :wink:

I would love to have Abreu. But what intrigues me more is the thought of a three way that would bring us Dunn AND wilkerson. I think i'd have to get a new pair of pants if that went down. But still, since this thread is talking about Abreu, Hendry is, imo, right about not trading Prior or Z. But NO starting pitchers? I'd trade Williams/Rush so fast its not even funny.