So, Wanna hear a story? Today I woke up, came downstairs, and went outside to get my newspaper. I flip through the front page real quick then grab the sports section. Very top of the page I see the headline "Knee Surgury In The Cards For Wood." I sent the newspaper flying across the room with a loud "FIDDLESTICKS" (or something). Then I went over, picked it up, and read the article. I hate my life.