What song is that? I'm thinkin more. . Dunn-Dunn-Dunn, Dunn. . . Dunn-Dunn-Dunn, Dunn. . . . . . DUNNNNNNNN! Where do you suggest playing him? He'd be no worse defensively than our current RF. Nonsense. He's already the worst LF'er in baseball, he sure won't get better in right. The Cubs certainly don't need him. Are you serious? If he puts up a .350OBP and a .540+ slg% like he has been, let him sit in a lawn chair out there for all i care.