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I thought I'd always heard he was a good defender?
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Ahhhh, the stranded leadoff double. How cublike.
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Compared to who? Theriot doesn't get to that ball and two runs score either way. I didn't say that Theriot would have gotten to that ball, but if he did, I doubt it ends up in the stands. But he wouldn't have, so it's moot. I'm not the one who brought up Theriot. Good stops fantastic, but if you throw it into the stands or into the dugout, it's a waste. For the last time...Theriot doesn't even get to the ball in the first place, and the runs still score. One run would have scored, but you assume that the second run was a given. Soriano could have thrown him out... Are you actually trying to argue that because Theriot has less range that he would have been better to have out there at Short?
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SOTOWNED. Ball dude. heh.
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Compared to who? Theriot doesn't get to that ball and two runs score either way. I didn't say that Theriot would have gotten to that ball, but if he did, I doubt it ends up in the stands. Only because it wouldn't even make it past the pitchers mound in the air.
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Soapdroping soapdrop. SOAP. DROP.
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Jesus, so much for having a nice easy blowout.
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Nice throw, cedeno.
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OMG VIDEO AND ABOVE WATER AUDIO!
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My crush on Nomar was pretty instant too, but that was based on prior reputation. As far as going from zero to crush, I'd say fuku is the quickest. No kidding. The guy was an INSTANT fan favorite at wrigley. Of course, when you take your first MLB pitch for a double that will happen. But, honestly, anytime anyone even says his name half of the bleachers stand up and start bowing. And I'm pretty sure more people now own those Fukudome headbands than own cubs hats.
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Kosuke is a freaking walk machine.
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Good time to run a "wgn is awesome" commercial, WGN. Great work, clowns.
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Better than the time Farnsworth's herpes infected the entire team! ...what? :-" Lol So someone I work with says she's heard Farnsy has several illegitimate kids. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/03/16/2008-03-16_kyle_farnsworths_softer_side.html?page=1 Didn't say the person I work with was right.
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Seems like the perfect day for Lou to give Howry that work he was talking about. That's what I was just thinking.
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Gee, I'm sure glad that I'm out of class early and had the chance to see a 6 run inning! Oh wait. Screw you, WGN. Give me my freaking picture back for more than commercials.
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Better than the time Farnsworth's herpes infected the entire team! ...what? :-" Lol So someone I work with says she's heard Farnsy has several illegitimate kids. Can you imagine an army of mini Farnsworths walking around? They probably all need custom jeans because their quads are fully formed at age 8. Not to mention they all have the ability to kick anyones ass. Anyones. And, jesus len - tell us when the ball is hit and where. Not just that someone is gloving the ball. Yeeeesh.
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Good, they're going to show highlights when the picture gets back.
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You really see his shortcomings when the video is out, he really doesn't call much of the plays at all yeah. But in his defense, as a TV announcer that's not your job and he was just completely forced into being a radio announcer out of nowhere.
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Better than the time Farnsworth's herpes infected the entire team! ...what? :-" Lol So someone I work with says she's heard Farnsy has several illegitimate kids.
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Len. Is. A. Terrible. Radio. Announcer. RONNY FREAKING CEDENO!!!
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OH, FREAKING AWESOME AT LEAST I CAN STILL SEE FREAKING COMMERCIALS
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Geovany Soto
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WHY ALL THE WALKS!!!! I DON'T GET IT! So - how far will Soto's Grand Slam fly?
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KFUK!
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Cubs score. BUT I CANT FREAKING SEE IT. EFF YOU WGN.