By the way, just so you don't have to beat around the bush, we know that we suck and we are the worst and most inept franchise in the history of sports, so you can talk freely about it. A brief FAQ: Did you know you guys suck? A: Yes, we know. We are terrible So why haven't you won the World Series? A: Because of the aforementioned terribleness. Also a goat and an overzealous fan or something. Dude that fan was terrible. A: IT WAS ALEX GONZALEZ Woah, Neifi Perez. I could have sworn he was playing for the St. Paul Saints or the Newark Bears or something. A: Nope, our inept organization signed him to a $5 million 2 year deal to be our starting 2B despite a career sub-.300 OBP and now he's starting most days and hitting 2nd. YES SECOND. Wait what's OBP? A: Are you sure your not Jim Hendry? Will you ever win the World Series? A: No Then why are you still fans? A: ..................