Edit: This is pointless if Boob's quote is wrong,but whatever, I like the PTR and "wont bend on principles" version of Jed schtick
Jed: Shohei, we are really interested in signing you and are prepared to make a competitive offer. I think you'll love playing at Wrigley Field.
Ohtani: OK great, I've already gotten multiple offers for over $500m so maybe we start there and see wher-
Jed: Let me cut to the chase. We're willing to give you 7 years, $300m with club opt-outs after years 2, 4 and 5
Ohtani: Umm, no that's not going to work
Jed: What about we add free nights at Hotel Zachary for you and your friends? Not weekends or holidays though
Ohtani: Jed, are you really serious about this?
Jed: Have you seen our World Series trophy? And we just hired Counsell! Best manager in baseball.
Ohtani: Look guys, it starts at 10/$500, are you going to make an offer in that range?
Jed *looks at Tom who shakes his head*: No I think we're out
Ohtani: *sigh* ok can you at least validate my parking pass?
Jed *looks at Tom who shakes his head*: .....no