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  1. JudasIscariotTheBird
    The Astros are now officially better than us. No sarcasm. They still employ the abuser who his comments about got him fired Well sure. I'm not rushing to buy an Astros jersey. I'm justing saying they have risen over the low-moral-bar that is the Cubs organization. They are awarded no points.
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    The Astros are now officially better than us. No sarcasm.
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    Maybe Yadi actually did something right when he spit on him.
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    Racist T-1000 umps now, please.
  5. JudasIscariotTheBird
    Not really? We might be run by Machiavelian turds willing to win regardless of any kind of ethic, but at least we aren't telling female reporters "horsefeathers you lady! This wife beater kicks ass in all the right ways." I think that is a worthy distinction. No, we're just trading for them and picking up their options. Trust me, those actions speak way louder. Edit: Also, please reconcile these comments with your comments in the General Baseball chat. I decided to actually be sarcastic there. Edit: Louder? I don't follow you. Don't our trade and option actions (apart from executives trolling reporters to their faces about domestic violence, which was entirely my point) speak exactly as loud?
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    ...we are exactly as bad as the Astros.
  7. JudasIscariotTheBird
    At least there seem to be a lot of organizations worse than us? Sarcasm? Not really? We might be run by Machiavelian turds willing to win regardless of any kind of ethic, but at least we aren't telling female reporters "horsefeathers you lady! This wife beater kicks ass in all the right ways." I think that is a worthy distinction.
  8. JudasIscariotTheBird
    At least there seem to be a lot of organizations worse than us?
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    considering all of his wizardly slides, its not the best one out there. god I hope we never trade him Does the game have a “swim move?” Or a “stop time” cheat code?” Javy really should have some kind of Prince pf Persia, Sands of Time mode he can tap into. Would make the game more realistic.
  10. JudasIscariotTheBird
    Not bad. Besides when I was actually watching the game, I don't think I could have told you the sequence of events that led to Michale McDonald or whatever his name is in the last AB. I think the whole Javy bunt strikeout rage probably blocked it from my memory, but good for JHey to contribute to the actual game, not just the locker room. I remember being livid with Maddon during the game, but I had forgotten the deets. Holy horsefeathers.
  11. JudasIscariotTheBird
    I'm also a landlord, but my wife is handier than me so she does all that blue collar stuff. (Except for plumbing stuff and electrical stuff, she hates that.) Pretty sweet deal for me! The trick is to get tenants who don't suck, and then when you don't screw them over and respond to their issues, everyone is happy. I don't get why everyone doesn't do it this way. My first tenants were awesome and I was great to them. My house was built in the 1870's and flooded during Katrina (which made it pretty cheap, obviously), so the maintenance is a little trickier than the average place. It's been a crapshoot since that couple, though. Sometimes the good ones turn to horsefeathers over time. I've had good luck with yuppie stoners. Find them and make them stay.
  12. JudasIscariotTheBird
    Well, yeah. It's not as if landlords are all rolling around in piles of money. I busted ass doing work on a rental property mostly from info on YouTube videos because I couldn't afford to pay workers to hang sheetrock. I've been burned by tenants who didn't pay rent, money that I depended on to make the house payments. Tenants have secretly sublet my place out for Mardi Gras to frat boys who trashed the place and pissed off the neighbors. It's a vital part of my income, not some scheme to screw over people and get rich. That house is nearly as much a full time job as my real full time job. I'm also a landlord, but my wife is handier than me so she does all that blue collar stuff. (Except for plumbing stuff and electrical stuff, she hates that.) Pretty sweet deal for me! The trick is to get tenants who don't suck, and then when you don't screw them over and respond to their issues, everyone is happy. I don't get why everyone doesn't do it this way.
  13. JudasIscariotTheBird
    the pièce de résistance is that the first penalty wiped out a 4th down and directly led to a TD, and Flowers spent a lot of time spiritedly conveying to the field judge or whoever what a clown call it was and why, only to have him again blow it even worse a few minutes later Yes, that is what occurred.
  14. JudasIscariotTheBird
    I lived in Arizona for a few years. In Gilbert, specifically, back when it was just an orange grove next to the desert. I routinely woke up with gigantic wolf spiders crawling on me. It was awesome. Oh, and yes, they really do like to crawl into your mouth.
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    https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/landlord-claims-chicago-cubs-president-left-dog-urine-in-arizona-house-11373956
  16. JudasIscariotTheBird
    Sure, that game was bonkers, but the idea that the Packers get often get FAVORABLE calls to win NFL football games is a new concept to me.
  17. JudasIscariotTheBird
    This is a joke, right? RIGHT? His ability to state "a slider low and away probably gets him here" on every two strike count was unparalleled and beloved by all.
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    No train outta Junction lessen yer a hog or a cattle. People train run outta Stubbville.
  22. JudasIscariotTheBird
    Your honor, my client was busy murdering childen in Iowa, and couldn't possibly have done what you accuse him of.
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    Update: https://twitter.com/nelsonagholor/status/1176288623550853120
  25. JudasIscariotTheBird
    SAVAGE HERO!!!!
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