I never played much organized ball growing up, but when I was in high school I filled in on my Dad's rec league softball team a few times when they were short. Bottom of the last inning, tied 32-32 or whatever, two down, bases loaded, and I'm on second base. Batter loops the ball into left which falls in easily, and that's the game. I trot into 3rd and I'm watching the winning run score...and then something hits me in the back of the head. Figured it out pretty quickly. I turn around at look at the left fielder, who is making a sheepish face, and the third baseman grabs me...not sure if it was to steady me, or to keep me from charging into left field, but I just shake my head and walk off the field. There, a little kid walks up to me and says, "If that was me, my head would have been squished!" Rec league softball is stupid.