Besides being one of the best backup best shortstops in baseball? Nothing. Slick defense, cool. He sucks at everything else. God, give me strength. Have him give Ronny some while he's at it. And some brains. And an ability to get on base. Well you did just hammer Theriot for his inability to get on base in '07, since it was worse than Ronny's. You do hammer Theriot for his braindead baserunning at least once a week. Hell, you can't go a day without bringing up Theriot throwing the ball into RF from his back for no apparent reason that one game. No wait, none of this is true.