Theriot is actually a big DP candidate because of hit tendency to hit ground balls. He hits into a DP a greater percentage of his available opportunities than any other Cub. Higher than DLee? it's theriot's fault that dlee has a lot of double plays.
he should have made a big spectacle out of it. he should have stepped out of the box, dramatically wave his hands to get everyone's attention, then exaggeratively point to the left field seats. it would have been amazing.
you haven't experienced hell until you've listened to jeff brantley give the pbp on the radio in his slow, dim-witted southern drawl. it's horrible. joe nuxhall's corpse would still do a better job.