Ah, look at all the silly signings Ah, look at all the silly signings GM Jim Hendry Picks up the paper to see what free agents are there Both eyes are closed Points at the paper Finger lands right on A Miles Get on the phone All the silly signings, where do they all come from? All the silly signing, where do they all belong? Owner Tom Ricketts Signing a manager who saves him some cash Quade is here Here comes the intro Hendry is grinning, Quade said "This is a dream come true" What a nightmare All the silly signings, where do they all come from? All the silly signing, where do they all belong? Ah, look at all the silly signings Ah, look at all the silly signings GM Jim Hendry Wanted to pay for big bat for left field Soriano came GM Jim Hendry Opened the wallet and said how bout 8 years? 136 million wasted All the silly signings, where do they all come from? All the silly signing, where do they all belong?