First, let me say that this situation and these people are completely unrelated to the friend of mine that is actually genetically related to Rizzo that I posted about before. So, I'm hanging out with a longtime friend in Bucktown earlier this evening. I drop my friend off, and head home. Shortly afterward, he calls me. I'm thinking, "Dammit... what did he leave in my car that I have to turn around for?" Instead, he tells me I'm not going to believe what just happened to him. He said he got a call from his friend's phone. I don't know this friend, but I guess he is some sort of event promoter. My buddy picks up and says, "Hello?" An unfamiliar voice goes, "Sup, dude?!?" My buddy says, "Who is this?" The voice says, "It's Rizzo, dude". To cut to the chase, I guess this event promoter was hosting/promoting some sort of event for Rizzo. He dialed up my buddy and then handed the phone to Rizzo, just to screw with my bud. Here's the part that I thought was really funny: My buddy is going boating during the day tomorrow with this promoter dude, and he invited Rizzo to come along. Rizzo was all, "Yeah, sure dude. As long as I'm back by 5, it's cool!" My buddy actually thinks there's a chance that Anthony Rizzo is going to come hang out on his horsefeathering boat tomorrow before the game. I couldn't stop laughing.