I'm so glad I'll be on vacation for the next three weeks and won't have time to sit down and watch this deplorable, inexcusable offense for three hours at a time. And it's fine being a meatball once in a while, so long as it doesn't become your primary setting. My inner meatball wants to chew out the team for hitting like [expletive] for the past month and a half. Everyone has been underperforming and we can't get hits with runners in scoring position. It's pathetic. On paper, our offense is as good as the Cardinals', our pitching is just a tick below theirs, and yet situational hitting is why the Cardinals are playing .666 ball while we're hovering a little above .500. Bad luck is screwing us over. Again. It's getting pretty old.