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  1. Proper Name: Jose Alberto Pujols Born: January 16, 1980 Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic Height: 6-3 Weight: 225 lbs. Age: 26 Pronounced: POO-holes I still don't believe this. It has nothing to do with his extremely receeding hairline, either. It has to do with the skin of his face. If that man is 26, it has been a hard 26.
  2. Don't you have a TV? :lol:
  3. Mine died too. It's been give my problems all night.
  4. Thanks. Good thing they didn't have the new guy who likes to beat up nerds sing. ??? Ricky Manning, Jr., new Bear was arrested a few days ago in California for assaulting a man outside a Dennys restaurant with friends. The man had a laptop, and the group Manning was with alledgedly called him a "geek" and/or "nerd". They then proceeded to beat him senseless. Great human being.
  5. AB #33, baby. Did I ever mention that I won the predictions contest last year?
  6. Double Steal with two really fast baserunners? What kind of an arm does this kid Treanor have ? Anybody know ? It's about 1.5 times as long as his torso, an dit has a hand and 5 fingers on the end. :wink: That's 8 years of college at work my friend. That's about as helpful as a pay toilet in a diarreah ward, no? :wink: Doesn't that describe any advice/info any doctor has ever given you? Why should I stray from that pattern?
  7. Double Steal with two really fast baserunners? What kind of an arm does this kid Treanor have ? Anybody know ? It's about 1.5 times as long as his torso, an dit has a hand and 5 fingers on the end. :wink: That's 8 years of college at work my friend.
  8. Have Thanksgiving Dinner. ..ok, that was mean. I'm sorry. I thought it was pretty damn funny. :wink:
  9. If that is how things shake out then I have to ask why Hairston is even on the team. That's just Bruce's opinion. Stone suggested that Walker play 1B and Haiston 2B. No doubt Dusty is contemplating all of these options as I type. What happens when you stop typing?
  10. Seriously? You're in my backyard. My practice borders Brighton. Had I known I would have bought you a beer or twelve to drown the pain of watching our boys.
  11. Cubs are also 5-0 in non-Shawn Es-- I mean, in non-Glendon Rusch starts. Keep the streak alive! Isn't that curious.... the CUBS are also 5-0 in games where they don't face Bronson Arroyo !!! They're also 5-0 in games where they score more runs than the opponent, and 0-2 in games where they score less. :D That may be, but it's early in the season. There's no way they can keep that pace up all year. :wink:
  12. Is he holding a bag full of marshmellows in his mouth, or his he really that fat?
  13. If In-N-Out Burger and Krispy Kreme count as steroids...then yes, yes he is on steroids. Mmmmmmmm......steroids.
  14. He also said that the Cubs may be NL Central favorites if we get 250 innings from Prior/Wood combined. That seems a little optimistic to me, but it's early in the year, so I'm willing to be optimistic. And hey, if the Cards finish with 86 wins, who knows? That seems a little low to me. That's approximately 20 starts each. I just don' think that 20 starts from each of them is enough. Give me 25 starts each and I think we will be in the playoff hunt.
  15. Classic!! Thanks for making me laugh and feel old at the same time.
  16. True Dat. True Dat.
  17. I don't understand how 84 ML AB's is enough to qualify for a crap label. Esepecially when those 84 AB's have a decent line.
  18. I absolutely love the way Murton approaches AB's.
  19. Mark my words, Cubs will find a way to lose this game.
  20. But, he really did well in ST. What gives?
  21. This just in....Cubs offense has left early for the day.
  22. NL EAST: ATL NL CENT: STL NL WEST: SFG NL WC: NYM AL EAST: BOS AL CENT: CHI AL WEST: OAK AL WC: NYY NLDS: STL OVER NYM SFG OVER ATL ALDS: BOS OVER OAK CHI OVER NYY NLCS: STL OVER SFG ALCS: CHI OVER BOS WS: STL OVER CHI :cry:
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