I think we need at least two more versions...maybe three. Line drive to Soriano, who catches it, throwing it to first base. Midway to Lee, the ball is struck by a foreign object, deflecting it off course. Suddenly a cackling laugh is heard over the stadium P.A., and a spot light hits the rafters, where former Cubs prospect Julio Castillo stands, with a full cape and mask. "I AM BALL MAN!" he shrieks.