I know - this board is already in full meltdown mode. Its hilarious. Oh Roast. So young, so naive. The sooner you realize that the season is over, the Cubs are going to go 0-162, that ARam, Soriano and Theriot are going go hitless all year long and that Kerry Wood is going to give up somewhere around 200 runs this year, the better off you're going to be. But Fukudome is going to hit 162 home runs this year, so it's not all bad. You forgot to mention while batting 1.000 and knocking in 486 RBIs