A few years ago, Larry Walker, Cliff Floyd, Pedro Martinez, Moises Alou, and Randy Johnson would have made them pretty good. And they would currently have Grady Sizemore. Also Vlad and Brandon Phillips. The more I thought about it they wouldnt be as good as I thought. Pedro would be a Dodger with these hypothetical terms. It would be kind of fun coming up with what everyone would look like. I predict the Cubs would have the worse offensive team. The Cards would not be good either. Pujlos and Duncan, but I think thats it. C - Yadi Molina 1B - Daric Barton 2B - Placido Polanco 3B - Albert Pujols SS - Jack Wilson LF - Chris Duncan CF - Coco Crisp RF - JD Drew SP - Dan Haren SP - Anthony Reyes SP - Bud Smith SP - Rick Ankiel SP - Braden Looper Those last three starting pitchers are tongue-in-cheek. My mind is honestly sapped trying to remember former Cardinal starters that are now elsewhere...