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I think it's time we realized that most managers are dumb

For game three, I must have made that tub girl at Hi-tops reload 2 or 3 times. Don't ever underestimate the healing powers of Jaegerbombs and beer. You met tubgirl at hitops??? That had to have been a mess. That website has been trumped by 2girlsonecup. Don't do it. He's not joking

I haven't checked, but with most of my starters injured or on bye week, I may have set a fantasy record for fewest points ever scored.

the cubs starting rotation had the 3rd best era in the majors this year and the offense scored the 18th most runs. why would you go after starting pitching instead of offense? Dude, pitching and defense wins championships. Question: Is it possible to have pitching that's even better than No. 1 overall? Like, what's better than No. 1? Because I think we should strive for it. True champions don't stop at only being the best.

The Rockies have won like 60 games in a row. If that doesn't excite you, something is wrong with you, not the playoffs.

the maurice clarett team was completely uninspiring too, they won every game by about 3 points and were given major scares by mediocre teams like Purdue, Illinois and Cincinnati. Then they made the national championship game, did next to nothing on offense all game, and were saved by a bogus pass interference call. but yeah this team is even less inspiring than that one. I don't even necessarily mean on a performance level, but just in terms of excitement. Boeckman and thirteen running backs? Just on a national level, they're boring as hell.

Is Ohio State the least inspiring No. 1 team in the last decade?

because the people who run the cubs are morons, that's why Haha, I was going to say, "I'll field that one, Matthew, the Cubs are idiots."

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/madhops_42/hell.jpg My only regret is that Tony LaRussa is not eligible for the picture. Yet.

i said this on another board, but that ref isn't arguing with him he's orbiting him

I really like how the actual announcer appears to not have any idea what he's talking about. It sounds like what would happen if i printed off a baseball article and asked my grandmother to read it.

I'm sure their main pet peeve is 12 straight post-season appearances --- currently the longest streak. Really, they don't know how good they have it. I'm sick of having all this sex all the time

Guys, I think we're not looking outside the box We could trade Minnesota....the cubs think about it

that's interesting. particularly because whenever i see that picture of you pitching, I can only think of two words. mark. prior.

herion - forehead

Oh my god this is great.

Yeah, Ball State's QB is a dick who doesn't care if you think he's a dick. He smokes ridiculous crap like that all the time. How he's avoided being kicked off the team is completely beyond the scope of my imagination.

I've always wondered what I would do if I went to a baseball game between two teams that I didn't care about. In this case, I would probably go and just pretend that it's the world series.

But how's his toast?

He shoulda GIDPed like Jeter did. Jeter used up all of his mana forcing ARod's blooper over the fence. He didn't have any potions left for his own at-bat.

I think Selig knows the potential of Cub fans throwing a huge revolt against him if Cuban is not given a fair shake. I just want him to have a fair and real chance. If he doesnt make the best offer I wont complain. How exactly would Cub fans carry out a revolt against the commissioner of baseball? blow his house up? im in

I believe you mean commas. are you serious?

This is more or less exactly what I was trying to say....And yeah, they're rich they can afford to buy refundable tickets, I could care less about that but just the idea that they MIGHT be worried about getting out of town as soon as humanly possible in the event we lost didn't sit too well. I wouldn't have cared less if it had happened after the game...hell, there may only be one flight a day from Chicago to the Dominican or something like that, and I don't blame them for wanting to get on it...but the idea of them making arrangements for Sunday before they even played the game on Saturday rubbed me wrong. Why? Do you seriously think they planned on losing, or hoped to lose? Or did they maybe-GASP- just want to make sure that if they did lose, they could see their families ASAP instead of having to wait by themselves an extra day thinking about getting swept? Never once did I say they hoped to lose. It does bother me they were thinking about it and planning for that contingency though. Like I said in an earlier post.... I wouldn't have minded at all if they looked into it and bought the tickets right after the game...but worrying about losing and making sure they're on a plane out of town 10 hours after the game was over, before it even started, does rub me the wrong way. You have a long future ahead of you as a sports columnist, congratulations.

I really can't even pretend that I give too much of an S about the hitting coach. I don't even know what they do, really. I would imagine that they do more day to day swing maintenance than whole sale approach changes.

ITS NICE TO BE IMPORTANT BUT ITS MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE NO WONDER CINDY SANDBERG DUMPED SOTO AND BANGED HALF OF CHICAGO HES A CLASS A JERK