RIGHT NOW YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING MATT, HOW DO I GET BACK ON THE RIGHT TRACK http://i.giphy.com/B2mIansqO58f6.gif WELL, LET ME TELL YOU HOW, MOTHERFUCKERS. IT STARTS WITH DEEP DONGING THIS DOUCHE http://www.pitchershiteighth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/garcia.jpg UNTIL HE LONGS FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF A DOMINICAN HIGHWAY WHAT'S HIS NAME? JAMIE? YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS NAMED JAMIE? [tweet]
[/tweet] SO IT'S KIND OF A DEAD HEAT FOR WHICH FAN BASE HAS THE WORST JAMIE. WHAT IM SAYING IS LET'S GO DONG-CRAZY OFF THIS [expletive] AND MAYBE BANG A COUPLE OFF THE ARCH AND KNOCK THAT PIECE OF [expletive] OVER, PROVIDING ST LOUIS RESIDENTS WITH A BRIDGE OVER THAT DIAPER-FILLED RIVER AND A PATH OUT OF TOWN. THAT'S ALL IVE GOT. [expletive] THE CARDINALS RIGHT IN THEIR FEATHERED ASS HOLES.