Gastritis, GERD, Hiatal Hernia, Esophagitis. Look em all up. All translate to "I'm a [expletive]." I could have said if I eat onions I get severe pain in my chest and heartburn for several hours straight that won't go away no matter what medicine I take. Pressure and gas in my stomach and chest and I can hardly burp to relieve it, and I can't sleep. But then I might be accused of being a whiny [expletive].