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  1. Sammy Sofa
    It would be better if he was funny. He's pretty homely.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Is this it? http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/U0FZfISoAgw4QdxmgqENuw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2014-11-03/99adf400-63a7-11e4-b66f-555f867e25cd_joemaddonRV.jpg Who is responsible for this atrocity? Let's shame them.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Yessssssssssssssssssss. Love the sweep.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Man, that was some good soup, Strop.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    It's cool; I don't expect everything to live up to my lofty expectations. And hey, maybe all of the good stuff isn't being posted here; I'm the weirdo who has never actually used Twitter.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Motte is the new Aaron Miles. Filthy Cardinal scum.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Indeed. That's exactly what I was doing. I'm sure it was as boring as a dong can be.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    I have to say, the name "Recker" is pretty damn awesome.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    We're half-joking (but not really) about Wood, but you're seriously giving up on a 1-0 game after 3 innings?
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Let's cast Wood back to the History Channel reality show he escaped from.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I have no idea what Kyle thinks of BABIP; I thought that's just how it works.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    That's what the throbbing feels like when it's squeezed around someone's titanic melon.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    He's still only being salvaged from complete disaster by a high BABIP. Between him and Castro....yikes.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Anyone who willingly wore the first hat probably LOVES wearing gigantic shorts. Even in the winter.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Don't hate him at all; I just don't get the Twitter thing where people act like he's hilarious. He sounds like somebody's really boring cousin. But I like him like as a baseball player, even if he is kind of just a guy.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I never lower myself to the level of single year contract guys. [expletive], Soler and Castro are bumming me out.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    That sadness is some big time sadness. Fowler is still boring as [expletive]. Montero's Twitter is the Bimbo Bread of Twitter comedy. That is all.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    http://media.tumblr.com/9aff71dea7948b2e54d679f38f2dd209/tumblr_inline_mhiv7tgyHc1qz4rgp.gif
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Deep cut.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    http://media.giphy.com/media/SXcgjAPQnWOhW/giphy.gif
  21. Sammy Sofa
    huh? Come on, that was a pretty sweet pithy comment about baseball fan/media racism. He'd have to be an absolute butcher over there for anyone to really call him out on it...especially with him legging out infield singles? He could turn around and kill someone behind the Cubs dugout with a ball to the face and somebody like Rozner or Kaplan wouldn't say anything about moving him off of 3B. i just have no idea why you're talking about people calling him out Jesus, reboot or something. It's just a joke. I don't give a flying [expletive] where he plays.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    huh? Come on, that was a pretty sweet pithy comment about baseball fan/media racism. He'd have to be an absolute butcher over there for anyone to really call him out on it...especially with him legging out infield singles? He could turn around and kill someone behind the Cubs dugout with a ball to the face and somebody like Rozner or Kaplan wouldn't say anything about moving him off of 3B.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Whoa, whoa, WHOA; he's good, but is he really Ryan Sweeney money-good?
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Nobody is in that lineup. Yeeeeesh.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    [fade]Whoops.[/fade]
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