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  1. Sammy Sofa
    It's not THAT extreme an outlier: 4.7, 1.9, 6.5, 3.4 and 5.2 are his fWAR. 6.4, 2.5, 5.8, 3.7 and 6.2 are his rWAR. He's likely not toast.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Gazoinksbo Nice.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahahahahahah!
  4. Sammy Sofa
    It reads like Leslie Knope headline that was cut off in the middle.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    He looks weirdly scrawny in the second one compared to the first.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    We really need that "like post" feature.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    This seems a tad premature.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    hehehehe Bycracky! http://media.giphy.com/media/taY77dqqXKpri/giphy.gif
  9. Sammy Sofa
    True, though would the old lady get to keep it or would she have to give to the little kid behind her?
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, it's almost like that article is hack nonsense or something.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.goseetalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/We-dont-serve-their-kind.jpg
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, Rainbow Guy turned out to be a genuine religious nut who was kidnapping people and wanted to shoot down planes, so maybe taking out Marlins Guy would be a pre-emptive strike.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    No, he's something much more depressing.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Look, nobody is going to call you T-Bone, alright? You're a robot, so you better just get used to it.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Maybe they both planned to [expletive] their pants together and then tweet about it.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.imgur.com/wkPKz2o.gif
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    http://www.seiuhcwi.org/files/2011/11/union_yes.jpg [spoil]http://i.giphy.com/Nlm8cOTZCizTO.gif[/spoil]
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Not with the umps' strike zone for Soler. Which is just going to make it that much sweeter. He will have vengeance.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Soler and Rizzo got this, people. It's all going to end well.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    You're not Kyle and this is not a first date. Well, yeah, because then you'd just be buying another chest freezer for the basement.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Man, Bryant really IS sick.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Confession time: the only time I have ever [expletive] myself beyond being a small, small child was during a baseball game in high school. I was battling the flu, somehow managed to crank a double and then stupidly tried to stretch it in to a triple. I slid in to 3B and was out by a mile, but as I got to my feet I just started farting uncontrollably. It was like a foghorn was sounding for a good 10 seconds straight. I didn't even feel a point of no return or anything like that; it's like my terrible slide (in my fevered haze I basically just Roast-kicked into the air and landed flat on my side) just rattled my guts so much they unleashed. Fortunately I was so pooped out already I was just spraying foam, but still, it was humbling.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Hopefully he didn't Paterno himself. Y'know, back when Paterno just had that one thing to be embarrassed about.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    http://static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/dkil7IvSSQnHsXHUo1RNk3YXNl91-5RQ6mqJDuxmjrw/mtime:1431549973/sites/default/files/image_list/jeremyrenner.gif
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