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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I was really surprised that nobody got it, and even more surprised that nobody guessed a baseball team since the answer specifically mentioned the team not having a mascot for 100 years, or over 100 years or something like that. Point is, it mentioned 100 years, and the guesses were for a football team, a hockey team and a basketball team, so they managed to miss the only sport here that has 100 year-old teams.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    SHUT UP, THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I'm gonna try and salvage my [expletive] assumption that technically you can DH for any position and say that making that the actual rule would give these strategy lovers something to suck on.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    His mutation into Slap Pierre has me a bit worried, but Castro has been 100000000% hilarious this season.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    http://lh5.ggpht.com/-yCqzpNJWqkE/UbkDn6VAdAI/AAAAAAAAzLY/tdsb9AVSAGE/smiletumblr_lqircinN2B1r0ojhto1_500_thumb.gif?imgmax=800
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Arietta's gotta cut back on the Touch of Grey, but otherwise this is gonna be a delicious bloodbath. CRISPY DUCK, SON. http://cache.virtualtourist.com/4/3200583-Garlic_Crispy_Duck_Vienna.jpg
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Tiny, 19 PA-sample size, but here is Soler over the last week: .353 .368 .412 .780 DON'T LOOK AT HIS BABIP. http://i.imgur.com/SWvJlbx.gif
  8. Sammy Sofa
    #thisisasgoodasitwilleverbe Why didn't we look to sulley in the first place?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    A heroin junkie's laugh is more of a moan, but I get you.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, DONG DIDONGGIO.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Nice. Pork lo mein is totally my go-to.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.imgur.com/s5UEod4.gif
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I just put it down to as low a standard as "don't [expletive] up General Tso's." That should be the bare minimum of shitty Chinese food. But place after place that I tried in Chicago would [expletive] it up; way too breaded, way too chewy, not spicy at all, sauce that looked and tasted like it came out of a bunch of smashed sweet & sour packets. How can you [expletive] up General Tso's? It's like they even knew they were terrible at it, too, and half the time it would be called something like "the general's chicken" or "General Tsang's." THAT'S THE WRONG FAKE GENERAL, YOU MONSTERS.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Then I'd remember them; white baseball players are so nebulous. I know we have a bunch of beardos, Kris Bryant and tinyface.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I think you're talking about Hendricks who went to Dartmouth. Arrieta is the workout freak. He won't remember any of that. I can't even picture what their faces look like.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Awwwww, yeah.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Me too; Chicago mostly [expletive] sucks at it. Lots of good Thai options, though.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Chinese food in Chicago is mostly a shocking abomination for a city of that size (in both scale and fatness); while I was there I only found two places who would deliver to me or I could get to that consistently were at least OK: This place was mostly junk but it was at least edible junk, and their noodles were good as hell: http://www.lincolnparknoodlehouse.com/ This place is [expletive] amazing; it's been there for decades, it has the vibe of a sleazy Chinese mafia lounge, and the food is awesome. Sadly, it's kinda pricey, but worth trying: http://www.deesrestaurant.com/
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, [expletive], the answer has been obvious the whole time...Travis Wood's feed has to be nothing but white trash gibberish.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Hendricks is the super nerdy guy, right? Or is that Arietta? Whichever one is the guy who loves studying is gonna be OK.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Or hey, this might be Baez' moment to finally shine; his Twitter has to be a disaster zone.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    A really boring guy with really boring Tweets. Who of the current guys really gives off a dead-eyed psycho-vibe? Is Lilly still hanging around?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Nah; just wish that if we had to do the Twitter meme thing we had some kind of semi-literate weirdo to drive it. I mean, Hank White is sitting right there; let him take care of it.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, they get things right every once in a long while.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    How many games has the bullpen given up as merciless sacrifices to an uncaring god this season?
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