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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Young player has a stretch of struggling; film at 11. It'll be OK. He's too pretty to fail.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Soler is making me nervous. Again: [expletive] Baez.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive] these loser tacos. I'm going to celebrate this brutal donging with some dangerously spicy Thai food.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, what's the point in letting Soler (or the others) sit? They already have off days and have already had days missed due to weather; unless you're worried he's going to get hurt I'd rather let him play through it. They're very young players and this definitely isn't going to be the only stretch where they struggle or go cold.
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    This is all Baez' fault; we can't see normal struggle and development and for what it is thanks to him being a walking disaster. The team is likely going to be plenty frustrating for stretches this year since the offense is mostly anchored by superpowered baby men who need to complete their developmental cycle in their rocket before crashing into a Kansas field and being adopted by a kindly local couple. It'll get better.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    One of the best Onion pics ever. The people's faces in the background are the best.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], I was an Adonis back in the 90's. Now I'm much better dressed but I'm a monster.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Not enough flannel. Shorts way too small. No enormous chain.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    FIX MY SIGNATURE ABILITIES, YOU MONSTER.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    His play on MCW in the first quarter was pretty dirty, his push/punch to his face was pretty blatant. What a pro. Holly hell, what a brutalization. Can they get credit for actually winning game five, too?
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Can we force him out over this? Might need to offer him a Brazil nut first. http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/AV/GIFs/PSH_Big_Lebowski.gif It's crazy how so many people try to plead ignorance with these types of names.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Yes, but the Cubs seem very coy about them.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Is it a Grimace-type situation?
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I thought you were talking about our Kyle and I spent a good minute thinking of how we were going to break the terrible news to you.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    haha That is fantastic. "Whack the son-of-a-gun" is gold.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I thought gooney was making fun of that silly, silly quote and then you were taking it seriously; upon further review that slap now applies to both of you.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    maddon referenced meat loafing (2 out of 3 aint bad) after teh game last night and grote had no idea what he was talking about I have no idea what YOU'RE talking about with that sentence. But I am hungry.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles. I just believe in me." http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2012/11/face-slap.gif
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Oh yeah. I had plenty of huge jorts. Huge black jorts, too. With a wallet chain. Helped make me the proud shorts-hating man I am today.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Was he home? who? http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zggpMYn31r0k830o1_500.gif
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Was he home?
  23. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    It's just cool to see Castro get national praise since the bulk of the attention he's gotten over the years has been a stupid narrative that he's some kind of lazy, easily distracted, team-killing menace who has to be traded. I don't care if the crux of the article was that they like that he can fly like a hawk and has the power to warm hobo soup with his heat vision; it's just awesome for him to get the attention he actually deserves.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    According to the poll tonight's game is actually tomorrow while still being on Wednesday despite having Thursday's date. Or to put it another way:
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    http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130827193525/degrassi/images/d/da/AWZ6rr6_460sa.gif
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