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    Groundout to the SS? Do you really hate him that you much that you blocked out all of the clutch late hits he's had this year despite struggling?
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    That was Ross who threw to 2B...unless I missed something Aw, rats. Gameday just said "pickoff attempt at 2B."
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    Lester's pitching to Montero, he threw a pickoff attempt to 2B...if only he had a gotten his first hit, too.
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    Man, if I was Mr. Met I'd just walk Montero and dare Maddon to pull Lester for one of his ragamuffin bench bats.
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    Hahahahaha, I know, right? I'm just glad someone else called it out instead of me.
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    Groundout to the SS I'll bet his double earlier got you super steamed.
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    Bryant better be on the look out when he leaves the game tonight...
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    Lester back out?
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    Rizzo's always been one to let loose deafening f-bombs; don't let his tiny face fool you.
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    So it is because they are hitting dongs. I knew it wasn't because they actually hit. I don't know, can people teach others to dong? Oh well. I think we all can agree hitting coaches don't mean crap. Well, we're living the results of a dong-driven offense sans the dongs. It's a real scene, man.
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    that would be an excellent gene pick A MORE OFFENSIVE SPECTACLE I CANNOT RECALL.
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    Houston! With the 8th best team OPS in all of baseball! (The Cubs are 18th)
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    Houston: first in dongs, but not first in our hearts. (Cubs are 13th)
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    He left Houston to come here, look how Houston is doing without him Not well? *Pats head* Yes, that's right, little one. Now go to sleep and think no more of this.
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    The scary thing is that Ross is better than Montero right now. *Sad horn*
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    i also would have accepted "fright night" Or: Like the Batman villain?!? [ultimate disgust]If that HELPS...[/ultimate disgust] i hope the cubs say bad bye to their offensive woes next inning MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YO' OFFENSE.
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    I like to call Ross's glove the Rogue's Glove...it's where he kept the ball, and his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding...his name was ROSS. He killed my mother.
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    i also would have accepted "fright night" Or: Like the Batman villain?!? [ultimate disgust]If that HELPS...[/ultimate disgust]
  25. Sammy Sofa
    This Cubs offense is a real two-face.
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