Sammy Sofa
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The Cubs are being punished by the dong-gods because their bat flip game is weak. FIND CURRENT CUBS FLIPPING BATS.
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Why?
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Sellers at the deadline
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
Pretty much anyone. -
It tastes really good. Also: duck fat.
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Sellers at the deadline
Sammy Sofa replied to sontensei's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
And then you spouted your usual diarrhea of redundant nonsense in a serious reply to someone clearly making a joke. The end. -
ESPN just made up for the game with a report on Bryce's Harper's naked photoshoot.
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How does his bat play?
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What is this unholy abomination on ESPN right now.
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Awww, nards.
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Castro, noooooooooooo!!!
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Please replace Fowler with Coghlan at the top of the lineup. Thank you.
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Offensive struggles aside, this isn't really the year for this particular annoying meatball cliché.
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STEP INTO SKI'S OFFICE.
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DAVID PROMISED US DONGS. Lesson learned: never trust a filthy robot.
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They won't need to get to Baxter.
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Fun fact: despite winning the last 3 games before today, the Cubs' team OPS actually managed to go down in that time.
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lol @ that strike 3 swing
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I miss my ex-wife.......... but my aim is improving ! jason isbell fan? Who's Jason Isbell ? Never heard of him. singer of songs. there's a live set i watch weekly and he uses that joke in it. only time i've heard it til now, so i just assumed Careful...if you say his name one more time you'll summon Derwood.
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Just get Starlin up to bat with people on base. He'll take care of the rest.
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PHEW.
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Yeah all the great hitters such as Jonathan Herrera and Mike Baxter that are getting big playing time Hey, they're responsible for 20% of the Cubs' dongs in the last 10 games!
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Cubs win this one in grand fashion, gents. Fret not.
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Were all 5 won by Castro?
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Look, they've already got enough bad hitters at the moment, they don't need you, too.
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The Cubs have donged only 5 times in the last 10 games. Sadly, all 5 dongs were in but 2 of those games.
